Penis pump terror scare at Chicago airport

[yurbud]

Quicker thinking could have saved this guy a lot of embarrassment--he should have said it was a gift for a friend.

His mom was lucky she wasn't wearing a padded bra, or she would have been accused of carrying nipples of mass destruction.

If a couple more things like this happen, along with Karl Roves warnings about exploding pens and exploding floating ice chests, people might realize just how serious this war on terror is.

Charges dropped in O'Hare penis pump scare

September 14, 2006

BY STEFANO ESPOSITO Staff Reporter

Amin's odd brush with the law began Aug. 16, when the 29-year-old, his two children and his mother were going through O'Hare security on a trip to Iraq. A security guard plucked a small, black rubber object from Amin's hand luggage, and asked him about it. Unwilling to openly say the words "penis pump" while his mother stood near, Amin twice whispered something that, according to Amin, the guard misinterpreted as "bomb."

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Mardin Amin's mother is probably still wondering why people made such a big fuss over a silly pump: the kind used to inflate soccer balls and the like.

An embarrassed Amin told his mother it was that type of device -- not, in actuality, a penis pump -- that got him in trouble with O'Hare Airport security in August and prevented him from boarding an international flight with her.



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[Elidor]

1. Penis pump terror scare

What a great headline. It'd make a good name for a band, as well.

[LiberalEsto]

2. He should have called that judge

The judge who used a penis pump under his robes.

[yurbud]

3. that would have extended matters

[Deja Q]

4. Talking about blowing things out of proportion...

:yoiks:

[Totally Committed]

5. His name's "Amin"?

Figures.

I wonder how many blond-haired, blue-eyed "Billy-Bobs" have had their luggage searched and had to explain THEIR penis-pumps? And, if they did find a white guy's penis-pump, do you think they'd detain him over it?

GMAFB.

TC

[texas1928]

6. I would have just said kill me now.

I would not want to have to explain that one to my mother.

[yurbud]

10. I would blame it on the small penis genes she gave me, but if the guy has

more than one kid, he must have had enough to keep at least one woman happy.

[LSK]

7. isnt this old news??

Oh wait, I forgot that this is TERRA TERRA TERRA TERRA TERRA TERRA week!

[originalpckelly]

8. Maybe Limbaugh and his "friends" will understand the insanity...

of this when all their little pumps and pills are discovered.

[texas1928]

9. Limpballs just uses the vacuum cleaner.