What are your favorite conspiracy catch phrases?

[Bucky]

Poll question: What are your favorite conspiracy catch phrases?

Open to more suggestions.

All the phrases below should be read in your best Dennis Hopper voice, by the way.

[sweetheart]

1. "The voting machines always vote republican."

Sadly, its become a bit humourous, i'm afraid.

[Bucky]

2. Excuse me, but I didn't intend to make fun of conspiracies that I believe!

*ermm* Uh, excuse me. What I meant to say was "good one!"

[LSK]

3. "I swear my phones are wiretapped"

Oh wait, that can be true now.


:eyes:

[rinsd]

4. "Just watch this movie"

[MrCoffee]

5. What happened to "Isn't it obvious?"

[IChing]

6. "popular mechanics" has proven it once and for all" Chertoff 's cousin

is as truthful as Michael who wrote the popular mechanic book.



Or the other one "the 911 commission covered everything including building 7 in the report"

"I don't need to watch Press for 911"

[Bucky]

10. Huh?

I'm not sure what you're trying to state here. Who are Chertoff's cousins?

[IChing]

13. Chertoff's Cousin Penned Popular Mechanics 9/11 Hit Piece

From American Free Press

But who is Benjamin Chertoff, the "senior researcher" at Popular Mechanics who is behind the article? American Free Press has learned that he is none other than a cousin of Michael Chertoff, the new Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.

This means that Hearst paid Benjamin Chertoff to write an article supporting the seriously flawed explanation that is based on a practically non-existent investigation of the terror event that directly led to the creation of the massive national security department his "cousin" now heads. This is exactly the kind of "journalism" one would expect to find in a dictatorship like that of Saddam Hussein's Iraq.

Because the manager of public relations for Popular Mechanics didn't respond to repeated calls from American Free Press, I called Benjamin Chertoff, the magazine's "senior researcher," directly.

Chertoff said he was the "senior researcher" of the piece. When asked if he was related to Michael Chertoff, he said, "I don't know." Clearly uncomfortable about discussing the matter further, he told me that all questions about the article should be put to the publicist ? the one who never answers the phone.

Benjamin's mother in Pelham, New York, however, was more willing to talk. Asked if Benjamin was related to the new Secretary of Homeland Security, Judy said, "Yes, of course, he is a cousin.”

[IChing]

17. Any questions?

[longship]

7. "Follow the [carefully cherry-picked] evidence" is my favorite

:kick:

[Realityhack]

Good one. n/t

[Warpy]

8. All of the above

usually with a parting shot about how big a sucker I am for government propaganda.

Sheesh.

[Bucky]

11. Congratulations on accurately predicting post #9 with post #8!!

:rofl:

[tridim]

12. Laugh all you want pal, but it happens every time.

There's evidence all over DU.

[Bucky]

14. "There's evidence all over DU."

Ah yes, thanks! I left that one off the poll!

[Realityhack]

18. How about...

"No such thing as coincidences"

[Bucky]

21. It's a shame there's only 10 options in the polls, ain't it?

I assume you're excepting the coincidence of everyone involved in massive cover up schemes staying perfectly disciplined in their silence

[IChing]

16. congratulations on swallowing the 911 commisions findings

Hook, line and sinker, sucker
What next? The war on Iraq?
The non stolen election?


:rofl: :rofl:

[tridim]

9. From Close Encounters..

Government official: "It's not science, it's coincidence" and "I'd like to believe that, I truly would, but this is not the case"

It fits well with the "Coincidence theorists" even here on DU who seem to always believe without question everything their government tells them. Apparently there is no such thing as a conspiracy.

[Individualist]

15. "DLC is good for the party"

"They're keeping their powder dry."
"..eating our own."

[NYCGirl]

19. From Dale Gribble ("King of the Hill")

"Guns don't kill people. The government does!"

"Open up your eyes, man! They're trying to control global warming! Get it? GLO-BAL!"

"Hey, I know what's wrong with your truck. It's your quote-unquote 'pollution control'. I heard on talk radio you don't even need 'em. They're just an egghead government plot."

"That's code for U.N. commissars telling Americans what temperature it's gonna be in our outdoors. I say, let the world warm up! See what Boutros Boutros-By-Golly thinks about that! We'll grow oranges in Alaska!"

"I blame the media-blamers."

[SpiralHawk]

20. LIHOP

LIHOP because all the evidence makes it plain.