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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 05:53 PM
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Soliloquy of a Liar featuring a Freeper
Edited on Sat Sep-16-06 05:55 PM by KingFlorez
I put this together as a parody of Bush, it's not very good, but I did my best.

Bush:

America, give me your sons and your daughters
We need them for freedom
America, believe me
Freedom is not free
For our safety we had to
eliminate the dictator
If you don't believe me, you're a traitor


Crazy Freeper:

Look around, look what I see
Somebody call the cavalry
Mexicans, Muslims, Liberals
Somebody help me!
The sky is falling!
The sky is falling!
Dobson, Falwell, Robertson, Help me!


Bush:

America, give me the keys
To take all your freedoms
To stop the enemy overseas
I want to know who's on your
phone, what their sayin', don't wanna hear you groan
Need your bank records, gotta see 'em, if you got nothin'
to hide let me see 'em
Don't need a warrant or permission, to take your rights
for my patriotic mission


Crazy Freeper:

Look around, look what I see
Somebody call the cavalry
It's evil Bill and Hillary
Somebody help me
The sky is falling!
The sky is falling!
Rush, Ann, Hannity, Help me!



Bush:

America, It doesn't matter where
Certain people are
No, We have to stay the course
With all our force
Better to fight them over there
Than over here
No, we will not cut and run
Not until we have won
America, don't ask me where
that Osama is, he doesn't matter to me
anymore.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 05:59 PM
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1. Very good!
Very good!
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tinfoil tiaras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 06:02 PM
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2. Thats awesome
reminds me of this parody FReeper poem posted on facebook...
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Blue Fire Donating Member (588 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 06:23 PM
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3. Not 'very good'? Allow me to disagree!
Well done, KingFlorez!:thumbsup:
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 01:13 PM
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4. KICK
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