I think my neighbors were raptured through their roof

[undeterred]

The people down the street have had a large sign with scripture on it in front of the house for years. You kind of get used to it. Well suddenly there are huge tarps over the roof in the front of the house right behind the sign. I know, I should have taken a picture... the first thing I thought of was, well Jesus should have been more careful and left the house intact for the rest of us who were left behind.

[Kingshakabobo]

1. LOL. That HAD to hurt. nt

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. Maybe Jesus got sick of 'em and threw something down through the roof

[undeterred]

3. a lightning strike, perhaps?

[noahmijo]

4. Good now tell all the other superstitious freaks to pray harder so they'll

be next.

[grytpype]

5. The Jeezos should leave their windows open at night.

You know, so the Lord can rapture them out the window while leaving the roof intact.

[undeterred]

6. Why can't he come down the chimney like Santa Claus?