Hernias more dangerous than Terrorism

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

This great chart from Wired magazine really puts things in perspective. Check it out:

http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,71743-0.html?tw=wn_index_29

[JeffR]

1. Never mind Iran... it's time for the War on Hernias

They hate us for our freedom, you know.

[ShortnFiery]

15. Ain't that "a punch in the gut" for the nasty Neo-Con warmongers? n/t

[INDIA]

2. Interesting chart...

Thanks.

I would argue that terrorism has the potential to quickly rise up that list if Shrub goes to sleep at the wheel again.

[Bluebear]

3. Who can we truss this coming election, then?

:hide:

[Erika]

6. truss is a good term

The GOP would like to insert their truss's ncely into democractic voters.

[TahitiNut]

9. In God We Truss

:dunce:

[Erika]

4. Hernias were jihad caused

Just another reason why we must go after Rush's, w's, Coulter's, Savage islamofascists. They KNOW the Islamofascists are to blame for the hernias. W and the bushbots told them so. Those evil Islamradicals are now stooping "low" enough to give us hernias.

Their right wing fundies totally agree.

[filer]

5. Now I'm afraid to go to bed.

What if one of those hernias pops up during the night?

[Erika]

8. Liddy Dole is on hand for the "remedy"

backed completely by W.

[TahitiNut]

7. 25% more likely to be shot dead by law enforcement than die by Terrorism.

Welcome to The Police States of America (PSA). :hi:

[Erika]

10. What are you trying to do?

Bring reality into the terror statistics? Are you overlooking W's terra, terra, terra, invections constantly?

You mean we have more dangerouse issues to face than terr...terra..terra..ism?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

11. Yeah, but can you picture *bush yelling "Hernia hernia hernia"?

I can't even IMAGINE how he'd mispronounce it... :rofl:

[Erika]

12. But can you imagine how much his drug buds would thank

him for refocusing the true danger. It's not terra, terra, terra, it's hernia, hernia, hernia.

He's already paid off his defense buds, now it's a bigger payoff for his drugbuds for winning the war of hernias. The tre World War IV war.

[meldroc]

13. IIRC, you're about as likely to die because of an asteroid strike

as you are to die in an act of terrorism.

But I'm not seeing a War on Asteroids...

[Erika]

14. Does the asteroid have oil?

Makes all the difference to W. It could be endangering the whole planet.