I Abject!
"Busholini, you're charged with high treason. And if found guilty,
you'll be condemned.
Busholini, when were you born?"
I don't remember. I was just a little baby.
"Busholini, what is your position on the need to eliminate foreign terrorists?"
I'd like some.
"You'd like some what?"
Eliminate. A nice, cool glass a-liminate. Say, I got one for you.
What's large, gray and steals elections?
"That sort of testimony is irrelevant."
Hey, that's right! Ir-elephant. Ha ha!
"I say again, Look at Busholini. He sits there, a Pitiable OBJECT.
(let's see you weasel out from under that one.)
Now it's my turn to be irrelevant. Guards, strike up the UN trumpets!
Ohhh...
These are the laws of my administration...
No one's allowed to smoke
Or tell a dirty joke.
And whistling is forbidden.
If chewing gum is chewed
The chewer is pursued.
And in the hoosegow hidden...
If any form of pleasure is exhibited.
Report to me and it will be prohibited.
I'll put my foot down, so shall it be.
This is the land of the free.
The last man nearly ruined this place
He didn't know what to do with it.
If you think this country's bad off now,
Just wait 'til I get through with it.
The country's taxes must be fixed
And I know what to do with it.
If you think you're paying too much now
Just wait 'til I get through with it.
I will not stand for anything that's crooked or unfair.
I'm strictly on the up and up
So everyone beware.
If anyone's caught taking graft
And I don't get my share
We stand 'em up against the wall
And pop goes the weasel!
If any man should come between her husband and his bride
We find out which one he prefers
By letting him decide!
If he prefers the other man
They both will step outside.
We stand 'em up against the wall
And pop goes the weasel!