You're a BAD conservative if you...

[LTR]

You drive some wimpy-ass hybrid car.

You believe smaller government means not scrutinizing other peoples' sex lives.

You can get through an entire thread with no misspellings.

You don't think Rush is funny.

You don't have a magnetic ribbon on the back of your SUV saying "We Support Our Troops"

You've ever fought in a war. Wars are for the "little people". Real conservatives just pretend to have served.

You own a Dixie Chicks CD.

You live in the city.

Think Ann Coulter's ugly.

You don't know what "zot" means.

Eat broccoli.

If you believe any of these things, you are a commie socialist pinko traitor who loves al qaeda and hates amerrrica. you deserve to die!!!!!

:sarcasm:

[datasuspect]

1. you don't have your "giblet" patch

for duty served in the 101st Fighting Keyboardists, Espionage Corps.

[Gabi Hayes]

2. do you hate yourself as much as you hate america? or,

is it the other way around?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1ccdEdodOs&mode=related&search=wonder%20showzen

[liberal N proud]

3. You missed watching NASCAR on Sunday after church

[4nic8em]

4. If you know

what the fuck your talking about.

[baldguy]

5. If you believe we are a nation of laws, not of men.

[Marr]

6. ... don't think Budweiser is an entree.

Sorry, sounds elitist, I know. I'm from a family of diesel mechanics and we make fun of own with zeal.

[LTR]

7. ...if you think the media isn't liberally biased (nt)

[etherealtruth]

8. You DON'T think torture is perfectly acceptable ...

Torture captured combatants in war, suspected criminals ... heck if "we're" against them then they must be bad ... if you have any problem with the aforementioned you are a BAD conservative.

[Nikki Stone 1]

9. ...if you don't believe that George W. Bush was appointed by God

...

[Raffi Ella]

10. .

*Think for yourself
*Think it's a good idea for the President to be smarter than you
*Care about people (after they've been born)
*Care about Vets (after they've served)
*Respect the Constitution/Our Democracy/Separation of Church & State
*Believe in Global Warming and the effect it will have on future generations
*Believe ALL workers deserve respect/a decent life
*Speak outside the guidelines of Hannitys Talking Points for the day.
*Realize the value of education or God forbid are actually educated yourself!
*You believe your lying eyes

Basically you're a bad Conservative if you don't think the wealthy/elite/powerful have every right to walk all over the little guy...

Too bad the 'morans' don't realize that they ARE the little guy.