Putting the Con in Confusion 101 - Muslims and the Media

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We always hear from Conservatives, "How come we never hear of Moderate Muslims standing up against the terrorists or denouncing them?"

Ah, but if you did hear that Conservatives, it would probably come from the MEDIA, which has a LIBERAL BIAS, right? And the Liberals are secretly allied with the Terrorists, if I heard you all correctly in a David Horowitz inspired rant. And if the Liberal Media is not telling us about the Moderate Muslims, then they are only telling us about the Extremists, and therefore aren't in a secret alliance with Al Qaeda, because only broadcasting Commie-Socialist Propaganda about Extremists wouldn't help them in the least. When the Conservative realizes this, be sure to duck for cover as his head will surely explode.