I Hate Republicans

[Liberal Dose]

An oldie but goodie! Great for singing 'round the campfire, 'round the house, or if you're shy, in the shower. :party:

video:
http://www.bushflash.com/ihr.html

Lyrics:
I Hate Republicans (2004)

They stand for greed
that’s unrestrained by shame or pity.
They own the factory,
the penthouse in the city.
They pledge allegiance to
their friends with lots of dollars.
They concentrate the wealth
and they disregard the squalor.

(Chorus) I hate Republicans.
I hate Republicans, baby,
I can’t stand those Republicans.
I hate that old Republican party.

Their self-esteem is high,
they feel no obligation.
They put their faith and trust
in God and corporations.

They stand for piety
that doesn’t suffer rivals.
They’re waving flags and guns
and quoting from the Bible.

(Chorus)

Comrades, arise now,
while there’s something left to save.
Fight for a future
where not everything is paved.
Though they are likely to prevail,
all creation insists
that we strive to resist
the Republicans.

They stand to profit from
the mess they’re engineering,
the new world
order of unbridled profiteering.

(Chorus)

[RethugAssKicker]

1. Not as much as me !!

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. Count me in!

[DaveJ]

3. I like it... the song should be spread around...

The song is a little immature but that's the level they understand.

[Liberal Dose]

7. It has a catchy little tune.

B-)

[ComerPerro]

4. I'm a Nazi, by Rush Limbaugh. Oldie but a Goodie

http://www.ericblumrich.com/nazi.html


EDIT to add in lyrics:

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman... Rush Limbaugh!


(Marching music starts)


They say that I'm sleaze
An elitist, if you please
Everybody disagrees with my rap (with his rap)

I'm horrendous, I'm appalling
My ratings now are falling
'Cause I'm so full of bull, so full of crap (full of crap)

With condescending cries,
Making money selling lies,
You might say everybody hates my guts (hates his guts)

I'm offensive, I'm a bigot
I'm a fraud - Can you dig it?
I'm a sexist, racist, homophobic, fat, pathetic putz


I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, I really am,
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, you're being scammed


I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a fat conservative butthead
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a fat conservative butthead) Hey!
(With the face of a horse's ass)



I have a sub-human figure, a huge rear end
My brain? That's another story (it's quite another story)
I have a face the size of a wash tub
And my ass is as big as Missouri - Yes!


(This bastard is sick, he's a fat, pompous prick,
And his ass is as big as Missouri) Yessiree, Bob!



Manipulating statements, exaggerate the truth,
I can't believe the hate my show inspires (the hate his show inspires)

It's not just because I'm stupid (oh no)
It's not just because I'm dumb (uh huh)
It's just because Republicans are liars (those dirty, filthy liars)

I am heartless, I am vain, insensitive, insane
They say that I'm a national disgrace (disgrace)

I am nasty (yes!), insulting (no!), basically revolting (uh huh)
I'm a concentrated pile of human waste (he's human waste)



I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) I really am
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, you're being scammed

I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a sick Republican sleaze ball
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a sick Republican sleaze ball) Ho!
(With the face of a horse's ass)





They say that this is not about my vanity
They doubt my sanity
They think I'm nuts (so nuts)

I am a cyst on the ass of humanity (eww!)
New Republican slogan:
"Read My Putz" (read his putz)





From the bowels of Adolf Hitler
Comes the voice of Rush Limbaugh, heh heh





In closing, let me say: that each and every day
I'm an evil, rotten, egotistical snob (evil, rotten)

I'm the cop of the cop of Joe McCarthy-like gestapo
The right wing, foam-at-the-mouth, jackbooted slob



The Democratic-trashing years of liberal bashing
With the equivalent compassion of a grommet (of a grommet)

With the I.Q. of a pig; I'm a fat, obnoxious pig
And the truth of the matter is... I'm vomit (he's vomit)




'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) I really am
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) You're being scammed
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a fear mongering scum bag
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a fat conservative butthead) Hey!
(Sick Republican sleaze ball) Ha ha!
(Fear mongering scum bag) Ho!
(Egotistical ass wipe) Yes!
(Mean-spirited, hog wallowing, fat, conservative putz)
(With the face... of a horse's ass)

Mega-dildos, Rush!

[Liberal Dose]

5. Yes! I love that one.

My favorite is Grand Theft America followed by Idiot Son of an Asshole. :hi:

[ComerPerro]

6. I love the polka-like bass line. For some reason, its very Rush

[Liberal Dose]

8. It always makes me think of circus elephants

Go figure :shrug:

[ComerPerro]

9. Yeah, its got a 2/4 circus kinda beat.

[Liberal Dose]

10. He's a sick Republican sleazeball with the face of a horse's ass

:rofl: That always gets me.

[ComerPerro]

12. I'm offensive, I'm a bigot, I'm a fraud, can you dig it?

[Liberal Dose]

11. Ahhh...thanks for the lyrics. Now I can play it again and sing along.

EVERYBODY TWIST! :party: