Blitzer to have the Devil on today...

[QuestionAll...]

on his show: The Shit on The Nation Room.

thot I'd get a jump in and have a transcript ready ahead of time.

Wolf:
Welcome Mr. President, may I kiss your shiney shrunken balls now in public or shall we wait?

Bush:
heh heh heh, ya'know 911 changed , uuuuuh, everything.

Wolf:
Dear Illustrious Flawless Leader, what is your reaction to Hugo Chavez' UN speech today?

Bush:
I dunt pay attenshun to extremists in other countries unless my friends in the bomb business can make some coin of it. Have my hands full, uuuuh, with the ones in my administration. heh heh heh. Let me finish.

Wolf:
but Mr. Strong and Virile President, he called you the Devil, a sulphuric farting one at that. Have you no reaction?

Bush:
Well, Wolf. some innerestin' things about the devil I've done learned, ummmm, in all that readin' I've been doin'. The -hey, let me finish, the the, I believe, I bleeve that the devil needs some redefinin'. In this post 911 world we have to ask ourselves if sometimes devilish, uhhhh, acts are good, ... for the freedoms of all.

Wolf:
Mr. Perfecto President, what about your take on the Iranian UN speech yesterday. What did you gather from that?

Bush:
Actually, Wolf, I didn't pay much, errrrmmmm, attenshun to that hairy faced little pygmie either. Let me finish. I know, I know I have a job to do and I know my job. My job is to do my job. Jobs are hard werk, but I'm doin' it. The job, I mean.

Wolf:
We'll have more insitefull lcomments from the king of the world after these commercial breaks.

[sabra]

1. LOL - good stuff

[wicket]

2. You got me in stiches here, man!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Liberal Dose]

3. For shame! Passing off a real transcript as your own creation! Plagarist!

:rofl:

[QuestionAll...]

4. back from commercial break

Wolf:
Mr. Glorious Pants, how would you define 'human dignity'? Or how would you redefinite it, as most of the world seems to have no difficulty in understanding what it means in the present context.

Bush:
Well, Wolf. the word does need redefinin'. and and, I bleeve the world does as well, too, also. 911 taught us all that if ....you recall. Human dignity is a pansy, urrrrm, pansy assed hippie liberal word and I won't stand for it! (slams his long thumbed hand down on Wolfies table). In fact, let me finish! one of my directives in the very, errrrrm, very near, very future is publishin' a Dubsters New Dicktionary. to be taught to all them No Child's Behinds Left acrost this great, this great nation ofours.

[malaise]

5. LOL

Will he wear his team number 666)with his MM hat.

[QuestionAll...]

11. I missed the interview. How close was I? nt

[Justice Is Comin]

6. I wish the sonofabitch would fall in a sewer hole

and be carried out to the East River.

[GeorgeGist]

7. Postscript...

Bush: Terrists want to kill you and your family ...heh, heh, heh.

[Straight Shooter]

8. Very funny!

You nailed him. :D

[Matariki]

9. Ha! somebody send this to CNN!! n/t

[Virginia Dare]

10. Said the Chimp to the rest of the world...

"bring it on".

Oh, he'll be all full of piss and vinegar now that he's not in the same room with them anymore. Just like always, hiding behind Mommy's skirts.

:rofl:

[Jeroen]

12. "Let me finish" ... LOL

[Jack Rabbit]

13. OK, here is a thread in which some of us proposed questions

OK, here is a thread in which some of us proposed questions for the Fox-like Wolf to ask of His Imerpial Incompetency.

What did the Fox-like Wolf actually ask His Imperial Incompetency?