Dear Darth Dicky...

[hootinholler]

Hey bubba, how's it hangin? Haven't heard much from you since your boy toy started jumping around during a presser like a cur passing a peach pit. Maybe you should send him a lude to mellow out. That he would say shit about how the program won't go forward if it ain't all legal like, kind of admitting on record that it ain't all legal like, now that would make my sphincter pucker a tad too. Especially so now that I know from a http://www.ft.com/cms/s/57e68ed8-48da-11db-a996-0000779e2340.html">Financial Times story how the CIA said go fuck yourself Mr. Cheney.

So the question rattling around that cavity in which your rocks rattle when you sneeze, must be, are the Democrats going to be able to take advantage filibuster this? I bet that's been on your mind a bit, kind of distracting that the CIA told you to stick that plan you said was vetted by the DOJ right after the Supremes wrote Hamadan, isn't it? You gonna call a special session to get this past the floor? Who's pictures and phone calls you gonna remind people of?

Did you suck it up tighter when you were told about the judge ordering the release of Gitmo documents?

It's gonna take a while for the fallout, but I bet the pucker factor is pretty small, as in tight right about now. I bet you ain't passing jack these days without great pain. Hell, you know the numbers, you got 20% absolutely buffaloed, another 10% - 20% that aren't gonna be happy when they find out we've been doing what was done to their grandfathers and greats in places like Bataan and Stalag Luft III, which are only two of the myriad reasons why we have Geneva in the first place, and then there's everyone else, who hate your fucking guts. I'm surprised your SS detail hasn't kicked your ass yet, as 6 out of 10 should despise you, wait, 10 out of 10 should despise you, that 6 out of 10 is a probably do despise you.

Gotta give you props for having your boys push the CYA bill out of committee, but if it passes, there's a real possibility of a lot of people being pissed off enough to actually get off their asses and do something. I mean something real, that hurts.

I mean after all, it's not like you personally shot anyone, right?

This pile of merde, or do you prefer schiess, herr dick, has been circling the intake of the ventillatuer for quite a while now, it's got to get sucked in soon. I hope your face is strapped into the outflow. It's on your head, Darth. This is your and Rummies deal. You assholes trashed 200 years of steady human rights improvement and, at times leadership, that you were personally entrusted to preserve.

The thing I can't get my head around is why? What is possibly worth ruining a country's reputation? What is possibly worth surrender of any moral high ground? You've sacrificed your country, you traitorous tapeworm, you ignorant fuck, you cankerous Dick.

-Hoot

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