Great Keith Olberman one liners

[mnmoderatedem]

After doing a brief snippet on worm farms, a segment focusing on worms, followed by a story on Ann Coulter:

"Some segues just write themselves".

One a Worst Person in the World segment where the winner was "comedian Rush Limbaugh". Rush had gone on and on about how obesity problems in the country are caused by government programs handing out food stamps to the needy.

"Food stamps?!? The government gives Rush Limbaugh food stamps?!?"

Feel free to add more...

[izzie]

1. We know they are fat from riding around in their Caddies to pick

up the food stamps. The GOP told me so.

[waiting for hope]

2. We assume the bus was allowed to continue on to its

original destination: 1973.

Mr. Chavez, your comment only makes Pat Robertson look good.

[zbdent]

3. When Rush was out of work (probably because some prescient

program director saw trash for what it was and fired him), Rush was on the government dole ... welfare, unemployment compensation ...