Just when you think College Republicans can't get any more primitive...

[marmar]

I went to see Amy Goodman of Democracy Now tonight at the Michigan Theater in Ann Arbor (She was incredible, by the way!). Afterward, I went across the street to Borders, where she was signing copies of her new book.
Anyway, I was sitting in a couch not too far from Goodman reading, waiting for the line to shorten when I overheard this really stooopid girl from the statewide College Republicans group bitching about how the University of Michigan tossed her off campus for protesting "baby killer" Sen. Debbie Stabenow's appearance (complete bullshit, I'm sure), how the College Republicans at U-M were wimpy and wouldn't support her, and how Republicans are totally discriminated against at U-M and all over Ann Arbor.
Then she told the two people she was talking to that she was leaving to go participate in an "Illegal Immigrant" football game sponsored by the College Republicans. If the immigrant team was to lose, they would get "deported," she said, laughing out loud.
Can you believe these apes?

[1620rock]

1. Yes I can. n/t

[Ken Burch]

3. Friends don't let College Republicans drink OR drive.

In fact, true friends keep College Republicans heavily sedated and in four-point restraints for their own good and that of society.

[Monkeyman]

2. They did the same here in IL to Obama

Calling him a baby killer when he was talking about stem cell research. But the Dem's that were there let them have it. Obama is a great speaker and made hell of a lot of since.

[marmar]

5. Same today, she got plenty of rolled eyes and salty comments today...

in deep blue Ann Arbor.

[Kingshakabobo]

4. There always HAS been and there always WILL be brownshirts....

......snitches, weasels and finks. The goal is to keep sunlight on the little cockroaches.

[StClone]

9. That reminds me

[Kingshakabobo]

17. LOL. The Frank Burns wing of the republican party.....nt

[Union Thug]

6. Never overestimate their propensity for human kindness. They have none.

[CAG]

7. Tell her to take her little mommy-n- daddy- are-paying-my- way-thru-

college-AND-sorority-AND-parties hiny back to the mall to buy $2,000 more worth of shoes.

[CAG]

8. and while your at it, hand her an army application form so she can get

that chickenhawk hiny over to iraq and really support W

[annabanana]

14. carry one with you!

http://www.dtic.mil/whs/directives/infomgt/forms/eforms/dd0004.pdf

I always have one ready. (fun and amusing to use)

[chat_noir]

18. annabanana, exactly!

College Dems all over the country should put up signs like this all over campus:






Print out those enlistment forms and put them on all cars on campus with Repub bumperstickers. Ideally, someone would be videotaping the reactions.

[The Backlash Cometh]

10. Sensitive, aren't they?

[Erika]

11. Christian Conservative Compassion on exhibit

I guess Christ wanted you to starve rather than trying to make it in the U.S.

[USA_1]

12. Why are there RePUKEblicans in college?

Those reich wing sissies should be in Iraq fighting Bush's war!

[marmar]

16. Plus, reality, truth, facts and history have an inherent liberal bias...

You'd think college would be an environment they wouldn't like anyway.

[Berry Cool]

13. Sounds like a chapter from "Ann Coulter: The Early Years."

Only in her case the setting would be Cornell, and she'd be standing around in an indie bookstore on the Commons, whining about how terrible it is that she got tossed off campus for booing Gerry Ferraro, and how nobody in the People's Republic of Ithaca would stand up for her rights. Then she'd go off to a special sale being sponsored by the College Republicans--a clothing sale featuring chic little black cocktail dresses sewn overseas in sweatshops--because Lord knows you can't buy anything like that at the shops here, they're all so politically correct. Ha ha ha.

[marmar]

15. LOL...

Well she was blonde, not-too-bright sounding with a really annoying voice....Hmmm?

[Javaman]

19. Should have asked her why she hasn't enlisted.

They usually just babble and get all whiny then. I love poking them in the side. It's fun to watch.