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[sabra]

[Botany]

1. Please don't slam the door because Laura's face will explode and look like

this:



I bet you that you can bounce a quarter off her face @ the White House and it (the quarter)
will wind up in Greenbelt, MD.

Or she could be going for the role of the Joker in the next Batman movie.

[Crankie Avalon]

2. "Don't worry, lady, I'd just be watching you and the missus..."

[VolcanoJen]

11. Ewwwww!

But :rofl:

[Human Torch]

3. Something about Pickles drinking virgin blood to prevent aging...

...and Junior, well...he looks like he's having fond memories of his past.

:evilgrin:

[Cyrano]

4. She won't lick between my toes. How about you?

[Sequoia]

5. Will you be my "Handmaid?"

I need a son to carry on my name.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

6. I used to think she'd had a face lift

but her neck is pretty loose. I wish I looked that good. But I think she wears her lipstick too dark. Too '80's.

[partylessinOhio]

7. Halloween is next month.

[Crankie Avalon]

8. "Even your wife's neck is thicker than yours, you little pencil-neck geek"

[Mabus]

9. "Hey lil missy, ya ever been to Camp David?"

"'cuz we'd like you to, heh heh, join us, if you know whatta I mean."

Pickles: "Yes, please join us. By the way, can you play the piano and do you know any of Asscraft's songs?"

[Warren DeMontague]

10. "Wanna hear the new Hillary Duff CD?"

"we think it rocks!"

[texas1928]

12. Laura I got you a fresh young one to eat.

Here she is. Don't worry it only hurts a minute.

[waiting for hope]

13. Oh Goody -

I finally get some peace tonight - you can have her George, just make sure she tips the secret service on her way out in the morning.

[LibDemAlways]

14. Ever do threesomes?

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Don't worry dear, George has always played grab ass with the ...

little girls that the girls bring home to meet daddy."

[EC]

16. Remember Rosemary's Baby?

That's all we're asking....