Now that it's legal, is it okay to say I'd like to see Bush water-boarded?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

I don't see why not, not that it's a legal form of interrogation/punishment.

Hell, Ceney, Rummy and Newt as well!

God, on days like this I'm ashamed to be an American.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. He'd scream like a baby within seconds.

All of them would. But it seems to me that if, as they claim, waterboarding merely causes momentary discomfort, then what's wrong with asking anyone who advocates it to experience it? -- just to prove to us all that it really isn't so bad.

[Art_from_Ark]

2. In the old days, it was called "ducking" or "dunking"

and in the colonies, it was often used to get women to "confess" they were witches

[pinto]

3. No. Our standards haven't changed.

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