Bush Rages: “I am not Beelzebub, Lord of Sulfur”

[Jcrowley]

And where was Bush when Chavez delivered his broadside ….hiding behind Karen Hughes skirts, picking out a new eye-liner for his next televised harangue against Muslims, retrieving his Yale pom-poms from the dry-cleaners?

Our benighted leader always seems to disappear whenever the prospect of danger arises. He skedaddled when his number came up for the Alabama National Guard and he lit-out for the safety of a Nebraska cornfield when the planes hit the towers. He even vamoosed at a trade summit in Argentina when Chavez threatened “to sneak up behind him and give him a bear-hug.” That really put a spring in old Bush’s step as he quickly scuttled to the safety of Airforce One.

One thing is certain, whenever there’s peril, President “gone-to-soon” will be speeding off in a trail of vapor.

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article15049.htm

[Dr.Phool]

1. El Chimpo Diablo!

The Devil Chimp.

[meldroc]

2. Heh!!!

Someone, add that to the nickname list!!!

[Buzz Clik]

5. El Chimpo Diablo. I like it.

[Cha]

12. Oh Gawd! I'm

:roflmao: :D

[BattyDem]

3. Bush probably thinks Beelzebub is the sequel to Beetlejuice!

:P

[acmejack]

4. Beezlebubba

[Jackpine Radical]

6. I love that.

BeelzeBubba. I'm stealing it immediately.
:rofl:

[Jcrowley]

7. From article

"Yes, who believes it now? Who believes in a party which has only produced two ideas in its entire history; tax cuts and war? Who believes that endless bombardment and martial law can be passed off as democracy and liberation? Who believes that a rogue’s gallery of liars, war-profiteers and gangsters can work in the public’s interest? "

So much of what Chavez said, in fact most, was lost in the din.

[Jackpine Radical]

11. From laughing to crying in 2 posts.

Yeah.

[Jim Warren]

15. Me too, stolen

Too good, got legs, right up there with smirk, has that mayberry machiavelli twang.

[Cha]

16. Me too! This is all very too

funny and what's really Funny is all those wunderkinds saying all sorts of shit about Chavez because he dared to call chimpy "el diablo"!

[kanrok]

8. LOL

"And where was Bush when Chavez delivered his broadside ….hiding behind Karen Hughes skirts, picking out a new eye-liner for his next televised harangue against Muslims, retrieving his Yale pom-poms from the dry-cleaners?"

Kudos...well done.

[Jersey Devil]

9. Pleased to meet you, can you guess my name?

[tinfoilinfor2005]

10. the brimstone cowboy? nt

[Cha]

17. That's very clever,

too!

[jody]

13. * was in the Texas Air National Guard and he never attended sessions with

the Alabama Air National Guard.

Minor correction but he's Texas' problem.

[UTUSN]

14. HaHAH!!!!!1 - SULFER!!!!!!!!!11 n/t

[Cha]

18. This is good...

"Chavez is like a battering ram punching holes in the wall of silence which surrounds King George. Right after his speech I checked in at CNN and, as I expected, Bush-apologist Wolf Blitzer was spinning in his wingtips frantically trying to stitch together the tattered image of the Dear Leader. A quick peek at Google News confirms that the entire arsenal of corporate media is now engaged in the hopeless task of salvaging Bush’s wretched presidency.

But the damage is done. Chavez played the match on Bush’s home turf and beat him like a drum. Bush is probably still quivering under his desk."