I heard on Fox this morning that Preznit Boosh tracked down Osama

[lectrobyte]

and strangled him with his bare hands. Well, at least in an unconfirmed report.

[Waya]

1. I hear now on CNN.....

....that Osama may have died last month of Typhoid in Pakistan..........

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. WOW so OBL is dead that is why the trail can go cold

don't buy it for a second

[Waya]

6. Don't buy it either.....

...seems to me this is too convinient - again.....

[NewJeffCT]

2. That's not what I heard

I heard it was with one hand tied behind his back, while blindfolded! Not only did he take out Osama - he used his special Hattori Hanzo katana to take out Osama's personal bodyguards.

[TlalocW]

17. Not only that

But he did it while riding a unicycle.

TlalocW

[Frustratedlady]

3. I would suspect that Ann Richards looked down, and said,

"Poor George, he thinks he's going to get by with hiding OBL until October? I'll put a bug in someone's ear and see if we can't get this little trick exposed."

I loved Ann Richards and I can just picture her, leaning against a nice, fluffy cloud and watching all that is going on down here!!! Go, Ann!

[AX10]

5. ROFL!

[catabryna]

13. Heehee!

Thanks for the daily chuckle!

[Olney Blue]

7. Typhoid Georgy?

[rug]

8. The only way this administration could kill bin Laden is if

he was invited to go duck hunting with Cheney.

[trixie]

16. EXCELLENT

:rofl: :rofl: :yourock:

[Jack Rabbit]

9. He probably ordered somebody else to unplug OBL's dialysis machine

. . . and then, just make sure the agent remained silent, he was rewarded for his duty with a hunting trip with the Big Dick.

[spanone]

10. CNN has had Breaking Rumors all morning. They outright own the media.

[WCGreen]

12. Rumors..... Rumors......

That's is all they go on now....

[ewoden]

11. No, It was O'Liely

[KC21304]

14. If Bush found out Bin Laden is dead

between Sept 15th and Sept 20th, that would explain this. Found on Media Matters.

Blitzer again failed to note Bush's contradictory statements on U.S. military action in Pakistan
Summary: Wolf Blitzer continued to tout his September 20 interview with President Bush, during which Blitzer failed to point out the contradiction between 1) Bush's assertion during the interview that he would "absolutely" send military forces into Pakistan to capture or eliminate Osama bin Laden if intelligence revealed that he was there, and 2) Bush's assertion at a press conference on September 15 that Pakistan is a sovereign nation and the United States would have to be invited in. Moreover, at no point during any of three segments touting the interview did Blitzer note this contradiction or Bush's myriad statements on the priority his administration placed on capturing bin Laden.

[LordLovesAWorkingMan]

15. And then he pooped barbed wire and burped a phosphorous cloud...

...tough dude, our Preznit.