Pentagon Source: Osama's laptop has been found!

[Virginia Dare]

Interesting info there:

A file called "Death to America" about how he's been trying to figure out a way to hit the U.S. again, but the Republicans have been so good at securing it, he hasn't been able to.

But there was also another file entitled "My friends the Democrats" which contained all sorts of interesting information such as:

1) He fully supported John Kerry in the last Presidential race, and has since been busy funneling all sorts of money and resources to finance the next Democratic Presidential candidate.

2) Bill Clinton could have easily caught him but he was too busy getting a blow job from Monica Lewinsky so he got away.

3) 9/11 was not the fault of George Bush, because the dumbass CIA never gave him any warnings about AQ.

Disclaimer for the sarcasm impaired: :sarcasm:

[Ezlivin]

1. Ah, but we gave him an EXPLODING BATTERY!

Operation LiON in the Winter.

[lonestarnot]

2. I can do without this waste of time sarcasm, and ordinarily

I don't respond to these types of threads, but something doesn't smell right here. Just thought I'd let you know.

[Virginia Dare]

4. Does it smell like sulfur?...n/t

[lonestarnot]

5. I think sulfur smells something like rotten fucking eggs doesn't it?

[Virginia Dare]

7. awww lighten up...

it wasn't that bad.

[lumberjack_jeff]

3. I heard that the laptop contained a fake ID...

... maps to polling places and Ned Lamont campaign literature.

It was either that or a memory card with a diebold hack virus set to flip elections to Democrats. I don't remember.

[Union Thug]

6. I heard that they found in his favorites list, the ACLU website...

an air america premium membership and buzzflash.com contribution records.

Yeah, it's all true I tells ya! Every word of it.

[Telly Savalas]

8. He also has a 14 game winning streak at Freecell

[Virginia Dare]

9. LOL!!!

good one Telly!