I say we bomb their fairways.

[Saboburns]

110 volts to the balls of their caddies ought to do the trick.
Lets hold em underwater for a few minutes.
Get a tap on that wee Welshman's phone and radio.

Whipped by a bunch of commie socialists.

Quick.

Call the Bush.

Do it now.

[liberal N proud]

1. What are you talking about?

[n2doc]

2. Just because the Europeans are kicking our butts in the Ryder cup?

Perhaps we should use "Coercion" to make our boys play a little better?

"Miss that putt, Tiger, and it's a half hour waterboard session for you!":sarcasm:

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. 110 volts? Hah. Real golfers use 240 volts.

That's your problem, you see - a wimpy voltage.