In answer to French Osama Dead reporst... CNN reports: OSAMA SICK!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

With Sanjay Gupta!

Jesus, they have to put him through a slow death for the masses? I like the Jessica Lynch killing him with he nail clippers story.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

1. And it's a water borne disease???/

And his Jammies are....

[Bucky]

9. Typo. They meant "water board"

Watch for it.

[TomInTib]

2. Have you heard about Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

I have heard that he is having some health problems, too.

Personally, I believe OBL cashed 'em in a long time ago. Either at Tora Bora or shortly thereafter.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

3. What the heck is

sanjay gupta?

Something I don't want, right?

Actually, I think I had an eastern Indian student by that name.

[Generic Other]

4. Osama's on the roof

Old joke: A guy tells his sister that the cat died. She collapses in grief nearly having a stroke. She says, "Did you have to be so blunt? I needed more time to process the idea of death. Couldn't you have just said, 'The cat's on the roof' or something like that? The next week, the brother calls his sister and says, "Terrible news. Grandma's on the roof."

[badgerpup]

5. Aw, man...

Ya beat me to it.
:yourock: :toast:

[htuttle]

6. LOL! Thinking of the same joke!

"Osama's on the roof, and we can't get him down..."

[Generic Other]

10. Did I botch the punchline?

I should never be allowed to tell jokes. I always screw them up. Even the simplest ones.

:rofl:

[The Gunslinger]

7. This cant be true. He cant be dead until mid October.

At least this was when I was expecting it.........

Gas prices
OBL dead
rejuevenated war frenzy from the masses

Yep it must be election time.

[lovuian]

8. We can't find him but we know he's ill and what he is dying

from!!!