I have a confession to make... I am on Al Qaeda's hit list

[ck4829]

The FBI told me that Osama wants to strike at me from beyond the grave.

[Solly Mack]

1. Have you been playing his videos backwards again?

I warned you about that!

[man4allcats]

3. By God, you know you're right about that.

I got the same message as ck4829, but in my case I was playing a Joe Cocker tape backwards - or was it frontwards? With Joe Cocker, I guess it doesn't make much difference. ;-)

[Solly Mack]

4. LOL! ut oh!! You'll be next on the OBL Hit Parade

[mystique]

2. Ohhhhh !!!

That sounds soooooo kinky....and I love it !!! :rofl::rofl:

[Ksec]

5. Ill tell you if I am once my book comes out

Not until.

[rzemanfl]

6. I am too, number 195,929,124. They want to kill us ALL. I am

pretty far down the list because I am a godless heathen which is a Class IV-B infidel and am at level three because I am pretty old. If I were a woman, I would be at level six and would probably die of old age before they got around to me.

[Solly Mack]

7. ROFLMAO

lololol

[rzemanfl]

9. I am glad you think my death is so funny. I can show you the note

Osama tied to a rock and threw through my front window, it's in Arabic, though...

[Solly Mack]

12. At least you still have your sense of humor

[rzemanfl]

13. Please don't say that! Godless heathens with a sense of humor

are class IV-A infidels! That would put me millions and millions higher on the list! Now I won't be able to sleep...

[Solly Mack]

15. I retract my statement. You are without any humor whatsoever

Hope that helps to keep you way down the list :)

O'Liely would hate to know someone was higher on the list than him

[savemefromdumbya]

8. better not go to Pakistan then!

[catnhatnh]

10. I'm #15....

...with a bullet...

[rzemanfl]

14. With a bullet. You are so lucky! I am way down the list, but it

says something about Black & Decker drills and lists my hat size.

[dkofos]

11. I am too

I am a godless infidel