Most assholic T-shirt in the world: Spotted today in upstate SC.

[DemoTex]

CHRISTIAN AMERICAN
HETEROSEXUAL
GUN OWNER
CONSERVATIVE

This was in the parking lot of the Buncombe Street Methodist Church in Greenville, SC. I was there for the Eagle Scout award ceremony for my nephew. I thought when I saw that T-shirt, "If that fat-fuck attends this ceremony, I'm going to make a big scene." Ends up, the slob in the offensive T-shirt was just stealing church parking while he went on his obnoxious way elsewhere in downtown. Christian my ass. Probably a KKKer.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

1. at least you had warning

it's the ones that hide it that scare me!

[sweetheart]

2. J ust like Dr. Seuss' sneeches

They can remake the film, replacing the 'stars' with those t-shirts, and otherwise
people unshirted are just happy, the poor fools ain't learned the sneeches lesson.

[liberal N proud]

3. Warning you how big of an ass he is

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. How many human beings have been killed by.....

Christian American, Heterosexual, Gun totin', Conservatives?? My guess is more than necessary.

[LibDemAlways]

5. Apparently there was no room at the bottom of the shirt

for the word that best defines him - "dumbfuck."

[dkofos]

7. THAT WAS ON THE BACK

[Dogmudgeon]

6. In or near Buncombe, SC?

Buncombe gave us the phrase "bunkum," and eventually "bunk". As in "de-bunk".

Perhaps he was just being ironic.

Incidentally, some of us "fat fucks" are left wingers.

--p!

[DemoTex]

11. Downtown Greenville (Buncombe St. Methodist)

BTW: "Fat Fuck" refers to the fucked-up mess in his head. He was actually a fairly trim fellow. I really wanted to call him a "fat fuck," but I didn't want to fight. SC bubbas hate to be called "fat fucks" (fat, lean, or otherwise)!

[tandot]

8. "Narrow-minded Bigot" would have taken less space up on his t-shirt

and it would have described him perfectly

[bperci108]

9. Maybe I should get one printed up for my next run to SC...

TOLERANT CHRISTIAN
STRAIGHT BUT NOT NARROW
GUN OWNER
SOCIALIST

I wonder if I'd get shot at?


:rofl:


No doubt this dope thinks he's somehow a persecuted minority...it's a common Radical Right delusion encouraged by RW HateRadio and the FreepTards.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

10. the BEST one I saw was in conservative DuPage County, Ill. courthouse:

KANSAS
yes, we are bigoted morons!

and they had kansas plates.
On the other side, they had the famous:

Jesus Saves,
Grezky SCORES!

[Jed Dilligan]

12. I'm surprised "Caucasian" isn't on there.

[MethuenProgressive]

15. Aw c'mon, where's your sense of humor?

My Impeach The Motherfucker Already tee shirt much more offensive than that! :evilgrin:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

13. Of course, you know...

What the truly decent and good South Carolinians call yahoos like that, don't you?

Starts with "White". Proceeds from there.

[acmejack]

14. Should of had his car towed...

It's always rewarding, both karmically and materialistically!

[tinfoil tiaras]

16. Anyone who needs a t-shirt that labels themselves

like that is pathedic, imho.

Thats like those stupid shirts that say "hottie" or whatever on them x a million... :roll:

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. Probably just parked there while out on a date with his sister.

He fits the mold.

[Lusted4]

18. And her shirt read, I'm with ASSHOLE. n/t

[doc03]

19. I was admiring a young ladies very large breasts yesterday

when I read the words Hi Loser! on her T-shirt. I don't think that was very nice she was very well endowed and obviously proud of them and I was just enjoying the view and meant no harm.

[jimshoes]

20. You should have asked her

how much they cost. Cuz one good put-down deserves another. :evilgrin:

[ComerPerro]

21. Kompassionate Kristian Konservative

[MercutioATC]

22. If you feel the need to advertise your heterosexuality...

...just sayin...

[DemoTex]

23. Bingo, Merc

His shirt is an insecurity blanket.

[donco6]

24. So they needed the last line there?

I mean - who'd-a guessed it was a conservative?

[Marr]

25. Could've saved alot of ink if he'd just put "ASSHOLE" on there.