Falwell compares Hillary to devil: Good response from liberal Xn

[GreenPartyVoter]

RICHMOND, Va. (AP) - The Rev. Jerry Falwell acknowledged on Sunday saying that if Hillary Rodham Clinton were the Democrats' presidential nominee in 2008, it would motivate conservative evangelical Christians to oppose her more than if the devil himself were running.

Falwell said in a telephone interview that his comments to several hundred pastors and religious activists at the "Value Voter Summit" conference were "totally tongue-in-cheek."

"I certainly hope that Hillary is the candidate," Falwell said at a breakfast session Friday in Washington. "I hope she's the candidate, because nothing will energize my (constituency) like Hillary Clinton," he said. "If Lucifer ran, he wouldn't."

Clinton press secretary Philippe Reines said Sunday, "Working for someone who believes in the Golden Rule, we're not going to engage in such vitriolic discourse - but it seems that a new low has been reached in demonizing political opponents."

http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20060924/D8KBF1GO0.html

[AX10]

1. Falwell is a modern day Lucifer.

[ShortnFiery]

3. I would love to hear his exchange with Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates

Something like Falwell cries out, "Let Me In!"

Saint Peter softly responds, "Call the elevator for one - going DOWN."

Falwell: "But but, what about Purgatory like the Catholics claim?"

Saint Peter: "Jerry, I'm sorry but your soul is not redeemable. NEXT!"

:P

[muntrv]

2. jerry falwell is a false prophet. What else do you expect from the guy

who sees gay in the purple teletubby?

[AIJ Alom]

4. But dear reverend...GWB can't run for a 3rd term, unless he changes the

constitution again.

[marmar]

5. To quote V (from the movie):

"And thus I clothe my naked villainy/With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;/And seem a saint, when most I play the devil"

That applies to Falwell and every other right-wing religious fraud that can't keep his big trap shut.

[JerseygirlCT]

6. LOL. Great response! nt

[ComerPerro]

7. We should reach out to these people

maybe we can compromise our values just enough to get them to vote for us!

We can run to the right of BushCo!

:sarcasm:

[GreenPartyVoter]

11. Let's be tough on terr too! Bomb everyone!

[IChing]

8. This makes no sense as usual but here is why....

Falwelll compares Hillary to devil, so if senor diablo is the president now and she is la diabla, ok I'm confused.

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real diablo or diabla please stand up?
I repeat, will the real diablo or diabla please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it

Ha ha
Guess there's a diablo or diabla in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

[razors edge]

9. Didn't he screw his mother in the outhouse?

could have sworn I read that somewhere. :evilgrin:

[and-justice-for-all]

10. Falwell is a cristofacist fuck.....

...who is also a Theocractic Nationalist!! They are against ANYONE that might not give them what they want or cater to their Naizist agenda...FUCK FALWELL and his G-D sheeples. If they want Theocracy they to move to Iran!