Caption Laura

[Kadie]

U.S. First lady Laura Bush speaks at a reception announcing the Global Cultural Initiative in the East Room of the White House, September 25, 2006. REUTERS/Larry Downing (UNITED STATES)

[babylonsister]

1. ...lah blah blah blah... nt

[Connie_Corleone]

2. "I look just like the George Washington painting."

[NRaleighLiberal]

3. "I just spit up a bit in my hand....want to see? George loves this..one

of the hazards of smoking 3 packs a day, I suppose!"

[BurtWorm]

4. Thorry, folkth, buth I dthuth bith my thongue.

[DoYouEverWonder]

5. She's starting to remind me of Michael Jackson

just a little too much face work last time around.

[peace13]

6. My George just loves my new tongue ring,

want to see?

[lonestarnot]

7. What she just had a sex change and now wants to be the Father of Our

Country and this is rehearsal?

[AndyA]

8. "I'm Laura Bush, and my life is falling apart. It's pure hell. I'm so

miserable I could collapse.

Things started off pretty good, but my boyfriend dumped me back in 1963, and started dating a friend of mine. Well, I was so angry one night I just couldn't stand it, so I ran a stop sign and rammed his little Corvair with my big Impala. Dead ex-boyfriend. No more trouble from him.

Then I met George. What a ride that's been! Drugs, alcohol addiction, women, men - who knows for sure? Then there were the sneaky business deals he got involved in, lots of people started looking at me funny when he began to speak on TV. The man's a louse, he doesn't care if he pronounces words correctly or not.

Then he became Governor of Texas. What a shock that was! George has failed at everything he's ever tried to do. After that, The White House. Well, of course he didn't really get elected, people are too smart for that. His buddies at Diebold made sure he got in the last time, and before that were friends of the family on the SCOTUS. They OWE the Bush Family a few favors, you know...

And now I'm here, talking to you people. My life is controlled now by powerful drugs prescribed to me to keep me calm and under control. My head is always in a fog. Which is why I'm saying all of these things aloud to you now, and why am I mimicking that man in the painting behind me? Oh, what have I done? I'm sorry, you'll all have to be sent to Iraq, now...I'm so miserable..."

[Loge23]

9. "Freedom, shmeedom - we own this place" (eom)

[The Deacon]

10. Drinks Are $25 Extra - PAY UP BITCH

[Human Torch]

11. "It's three o'clock"

It's a famous old joke about a guy and a donkey and telling time. Can't repeat it here. Some folks will know what I'm talking about.

:evilgrin:

[BrotherBuzz]

23. This one? LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySSmQbrDEQk

[Human Torch]

25. Oh yeah...THAT'S IT.

:rofl:

I've heard the joke a million times but I've never seen that clip. Thanks for posting.

:toast:

[calimary]

30. ROFLMAO!!!

Eeeewwwwwww!

[RedStateShame]

12. "And when I remove the handkerchief, PRESTO, your rights are gone!

We've never met before, have we?"

[Montauk6]

13. Well, I just jiggle his little jewels like this and ask him to cough...

[BuyingThyme]

14. I cab use my hand an my mouth at the tame sime.

Err...uh...same time.

[Kierkegaard]

15. "I'm just a gal who caaan't say nooooooo."

[whistle]

16. The father of our country may have cut down the cherry tree, but

...Georgy Porgy never got my cherri....and I'll never tell who did <XXX rated>

[Buzz Clik]

17. So I said, "Dubya, gimme the keys. You're too shitfaced to drive."

[Deep13]

18. Washington dropped me on my head.

[ljm2002]

19. So, she's pushing GCI...

...(Global Cultural Initiative), at the same time the Big Dawg is pushing the CGI (Clinton Global Initiative).

Coincidence? I'd bet not. But I don't know how long each has been in the works, or when the names were chosen. Just weird, and certainly would be typical of the R's to try and steal some thunder by diluting the name of the program by having their own of almost the same name.

[boobooday]

20. Adverse reactions are not limited to, but include

Dry mouth and swollen tongue.

[Hubert Flottz]

HONK HONK!

[KingFlorez]

21. I'm married to an idiot, someone please help me!

[WI_DEM]

22. "That's why the lady is a tramp"

[omega minimo]

24. "I can tie a National Cherry sthem wit my thongue."

[sakabatou]

26. Washington: "May I present... LADY DOUCHEBAG!"

[Jack Rabbit]

27. My husband wants to initiate American culture globally

. . . after he bombs every other country back the stone ages.

[raysr]

28. "Got any weed?"

[Bluebear]

29. "Unforgettable....that's what you are...."

Her tranquilized mind thinks she can channel Washington to sing duets with her.