Let's break down the media's interview code words, kids!

[Zomby Woof]

1. In a recent interview with Matt Lauer, Pretender George W. Bush was:

A. Resolute
B. Tough
C. Firm
D. A bold leader!
E. All of the above


2. In a recent interview with Chris Wallace, President Bill Clinton was:

A. In a tizzy, Miss Lizzy
B. Nuttier than your Uncle Wally
C. Outrageously ill-tempered
D. Crazier than a shithouse rat!
E. All of the above


If you answered "E" to both of the above, you have qualified for a Wolf Blitzer/Sean Hannity Joint Internship Program awarded by Wingnut Moran University. All finalists will be eligible for a special tour of ABC studios, in which you get to lick the frozen corpse of Walt Disney, tucked away in a vault somewhere under Tomorrowland.

[ThomCat]

1. That is the so called liberal media for you.

x(

[MrCoffee]

2. Rupert's gonna pull you off of YouTube if you keep talking like that.

[buddhamama]

3. ce qui

the Media isn't Liberal?!

[Zomby Woof]

4. Nope

They're downright socialist-pinko.

[buddhamama]

5. *gasp*

the scourge is worse than i thought.

[Ksec]

6. good point

Lib media my ass.

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

7. As Colbert Says.....

GWB.....Great president OR Greatest president Ever?