The ABC's of the GOP

[Zomby Woof]

Always
Blame
Clinton

:bluebox: 9-11? Blame Clinton.

:bluebox: Osama still at large? Blame Clinton.

:bluebox: Iran's nuke program? The Clenis, of course!

:bluebox: Roadside bombs in Baghdad? William Jefferson Klintoon!

:bluebox: Increased poppy production in Afghanistan? Megadittoes!

:bluebox: American troops under-equipped? Hillary's husband.

:bluebox: Increased terror threat? It's Clinton's fault, you boob.

:bluebox: Out-of-control federal spending? See: 42nd President, U.S.

:bluebox: North Korea's missile testing? CLINTON, BILL.

:bluebox: Terror threat grows because of Iraq? Bill Clinton went into a tirade, and caused it.

:bluebox: Rush Limbaugh is hooked on Oxycontin and pops Viagra like M&M's? Bill Clinton admitted it's his fault in the unedited Fox interview.

:bluebox: Lou Dobbs's hemorrhoids? Don't be silly. That's Clinton AND the Mexicans.

:bluebox: Laura Bush's vacant smile? Hypnotized by Bill's third eye!

:bluebox: Everything that's wrong with America? Bill Clinton's fault.

:bluebox: Al-Qaeda targeting Bill O'Reilly? Clinton made it happen.

:bluebox: Cause of gas peaking at $3.00 a gallon or more this year? Clinton, Clinton, Clinton.

:bluebox: Reason the levees broke in New Orleans during Katrina? Clinton knocked them over with his special tool.

:bluebox: Iraq being a totally fucked-up fiasco boondoggle quagmire disaster?? Clinton, again!

[eleny]

1. The way they cling to Clinton's penis is undignified

[buddhamama]

2. All Hail The Mighty and Powerful

Penis.

You forgot the Tsunami. That too, was Clinton's fault. He shook the penis after peeing...

[Zomby Woof]

3. I figured that one went without saying

I was listing the less obvious ones. :eyes:


;-) :hi: Buddha-rama!

[buddhamama]

4. ...

and we both know what was actually responsible for the "explosion" on the USS Cole. The Penis had an explosion of its own. ;)



Hi, ZW ! :hi: :D

[BootinUp]

5. Can I add one to the list

According to some Kerry supporters here at DU we democrats should blame Clinton for the 2004 election results as well.

[Crunchy Frog]

10. The Clenis is also held by some here to be responsible

for the 2000 election theft.

[BootinUp]

11. noted, thanks crunchy.

:)

So its pretty much a clean sweep then.

[bluedogyellowdog]

6. And before the 90s...

...it used to be Always Blame Carter.

[dogday]

7. Anybody but Bush has taken on a whole new meaning these days.. nt

[xchrom]

8. the mighty, mighty Clenis!

nothing has happened during the bushco years that ISN'T the fault of bill clinton --

why it's almost as if george bush was never even president!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. And it's his fault there was a surplus to inherit!

Err umm I mean, look! over there! Nancy Pelosi!