Let's hire Dog the Bounty Hunter to get Osama

[Philosoraptor]

I bet he'd have already found and imprisoned him by this time if we'd put Dog on the case last year. They don't call him the dog for nothin'.

Send the Dog and his brother and son and charming wife to Pakistan, or Afghanistan, or whateverstan he's hiding in. If Dog can't find him, nobody can.

I wonder how much we've spent on the futile search? I wonder if the futile search was called off years ago, and why? I remember when the Hell's Angels offered to go to Vietnam and end the war, their offer was declined, and the war dragged on.

If the mighty CIA and FBI and special forces can't find the guy, maybe the Dog can.

[Swamp Rat]

1. Send "Dog" to Cheney's secret cave in Wyoming.

[opihimoimoi]

2. What could we possibly lose besides a few buck$?????

And a few lives cause I doubt if they could come back other than in a box. Dog might find him but is there a way to bring um back within budget.???

[lapfog_1]

3. I think there is a $25 Million dollar reward still on his head

that should be more than enough incentive for all of the bounty hunters, including Dog.

I'm guessing that all of the professionals in this field have looked at this, considered the
probability of success and the probability of getting killed while doing it, and rightly figured
that it wasn't worth it.

The chances of anyone not from the tribes in Pakistan where Osama is said to be, and not a lifelong
devote Muslim, and not a known member of Osama's inner circle actually getting to see Osama is slim
to none. For any westerner to show up there the chances of discovery and death are near certain.

I think even if the reward was $1Billion, you would still have no serious attempts. Not ones where there
would be any DNA evidence that Osama is dead (you might find someone willing to nuke the whole region).

[Tunkamerica]

4. didn't dog get arrested in mexico last week?

I doubt he's of much use right now.

[RebelOne]

6. He's out on bail. Never was sent to Mexico.

He's fighting extradition to Mexico. Go to his Web site.

http://www.dogthebountyhunter.com/fanclub/Club/FreeTheDog.php

[neebob]

5. Yeah

he and his crew would blend right in. Osama would never see them coming.

[RebelOne]

7. He did offer to go to the Mid-East if the government would send him.

[mtnester]

8. Yeah he said that if the government would give him a million dollars

he would get Osama within 90 days (paraphrasing) since blivet could not.

That was shortly before his arrest...funny timing

[zbdent]

9. Ed Schults suggested this a few weeks ago, right after "Dog's" arrest

pointed out that it would have made Dog's reputation secure in history as being the best ... and a cool, tax-free 40 million dollars ...

The ratings would go through the roof ...