My favorite quote of the day from dubyad40.com regarding a freeper quote

[Mister K]

If brains were gasoline, the average freeper wouldn't have enough to run an ant's motorcycle around the inside ring of a Cheerio.

So this explains why Clinton had it so easy all those years, never getting a pointed or difficult question about anything during his Presidency. This explains why we never heard of Monica until long after he was out of office.

Posted by Wally

And now the quote....
"The ex-President can't control every town hall meeting and interview like he did when he was in office. Then, he would just have the Secret Service arrest anyone who didn't stick to his program and said something he didn't like. Anyone who knows this stuff and still works on his "staff" is a glutton for punishment. Now, everyone doesn't fawn all over him, but if Hillary got him into the position of First Lady, it would be "payback" time I imagine. "

7 posted on 09/25/2006 4:40:24 PM PDT by Twinkie (Faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the Word of God.)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1708158/posts#comment?q=1

[Kierkegaard]

1. That's PRICELESS!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ThoughtCriminal]

2. I like the freepers on other forums who think

Soros pays me to argue with them.

[SheilaT]

3. I'm reminded of a joke

I heard a while back:

A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, “Wow, this seems worse than usual.”

He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, “Officer, what's the hold-up?”

The officer replied, “The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qaeda, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press called him on the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Niger, and now Campbell Brown is threatening to sue him for a sexual innuendo he made at a recent press conference. So we're taking up a collection for him.”

The lobbyist asks, “How much have you got so far?”

The officer replies, “About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning.”