BREAKING NEWS...Paris Hilton arrested...on MSNBC, CNN and

[silvershadow]

Fox. Important stuff they are covering.

[eShirl]

1. OMG!!!

[Corgigal]

2. That's hot

wow

[helderheid]

24. LOL!

[me b zola]

37. **snort**

[sabra]

3. is she the leaker?

[NRaleighLiberal]

21. ...only when she is standing up...(ouch)

[Tulum_Moon]

47. or tilts her head too much

:silly:

[Botany]

4. you have to be kidding.

Some vacuous twit got arrested?

Who cares.

[Tesha]

51. Comparing her to a vacuous twit is insulting to both vacuums and twits.

[EstimatedProphet]

5. Thank God! It's now illegal to be Paris Hilton!

About damn time too!

[GreenPartyVoter]

41. *lol* You silly!

[Drifter]

42. Shit ... there goes my retirement plans ...

Cheers
Drifter

[pinerow]

6. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

nt

[acmavm]

7. What for? Criminal sluttiness? Terminal bimboism?

[bullimiami]

9. material support of terrorism

she bought a persian rug and some falafel.

[Teaser]

8. One Night in Paris, Part 2: The prison years

nt

[sportndandy]

10. DUI

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/local/states/california/northern_california/15613530.htm

[tridim]

13. Wasn't that also breaking news last week?

No, I didn't read your link because I don't care a lick about Paris Hilton.

[goodhue]

15. She was arrested Sept 7 and has not been arrested since

Today's news is the DUI charges

[graywarrior]

11. What an attention whore.

[MissB]

16. You could've easily left out "attention".

[graywarrior]

49. LOL

[bdamomma]

12. big deal more fluff news

enough to make a person gag.

[goodhue]

14. This is not late breaking . . . she was arrested Sept 7th

The news today is the DUI charges, not the arrest, which was well reported 2.5 weeks ago when it occurred.

[Greeby]

17. The only difference between Paris Hilton and Republicans

When Paris gets down on her knees for rich white men, noone gets killed :evilgrin:

[Hawkeye-X]

18. BREAKING NEWS!

Who cares!?!

[mvd]

19. Punishment should be not being allowed to make more CDs

LOL.

[RebelOne]

25. She probably won't be making any more new CDs anyway.

Her last one only sold 25,000.

[LynneSin]

20. I guess that lie Condi had to tell today about Clinton backfired

So time to distract the masses

[TheCowsCameHome]

22. Holy shit! They arrested a hotel?

[Jack Rabbit]

23. I'll consider this worthwhile news

If she's being arrested by federal agents and tossed into a dungeon without charges.

What did you do? Threaten to give the Frat Boy a blow job, tape it and spread it all over the Internet?

[SammyWinstonJack]

26. Again?

:boring:

[truthisfreedom]

27. so now she's just like bush.

oh wait. her future husband still has to kill his highschool sweetheart at the crossroads. THEN she'll be just like bush. dumb as a stump and born with a silver spoon up her nose.

[Jacobin]

28. Thank GAWD for our News Media

I wouldn't have known this important information without them.

[H2O Man]

29. Free Paris!

I think she is a political prisoner.

[Catherine Vincent]

30. OMG!

:eyes:

[H2O Man]

43. Think of the children! n/t

[LTR]

31. Any helicopters circling her house?

:shrug:

[951-Riverside]

32. I'll be happy when she arrested by Officer Cardiac ;) n/t

[Initech]

33. Anything to avoid covering actual news, right?

:eyes:

[951-Riverside]

34. silvershadow she was CHARGED not ARRESTED change your topic NOW!

http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/09/26/people_hot_water/main2040802.shtml

[Poll_Blind]

35. HA HA HA HA! Wait...Good grief, are you serious? n/t

PB

[ShortnFiery]

36. The Laws were not made for The Investor Class :P

:puke: :grr: The rest of us would be locked up.

[Poll_Blind]

39. Indeed! You might want to check out this thread from about 5 minutes ago.

Do blacks and hispanic find mercy in the courtroom like Fastow did?

  Weird tie-in but your commentary rides both horses perfectly.

PB

[ShortnFiery]

44. Thank you.

I'm glad that I have my faith in A Just God. On this Earth, far too many innocent people are forced to suffer. :cry: However, I believe with all my heart and soul, Saint Peter will set things right upon one's arrival at The Pearly Gates. I'm far from perfect but I try to live my life so that, when I face Saint Peter, I can say that I tried to follow Jesus's teachings, especially those guidelines provided within his "Sermon on The Mount." :-) :grouphug: :hi:

ON EDIT: I believe that everyone who has a kind heart and treats people with respect will go to Heaven. God does not place conditions on those "good people" who are doing their best to serve others.

[Darkseid69]

38. October Surprise

Quick look the other way

[spanone]

40. This is HUGH, bigger than the Clinton story.

:sarcasm:

[TheDonkey]

45. First on CNBC!!! Hilton has been charged

Omg! I was really curious what america's sweetheart is up to.

[madmusic]

46. I like her.

Or at the least have nothing against her.

[Zynx]

48. She's a walking argument for the estate tax.

[madmusic]

50. I don't care about the estate tax, either.

That's between those who have a WHOLE bunch of money and those who want a piece of it.