National Security Advisor Condi Rice's agenda, 9/10/01

[brentspeak]

7 am: Meeting with VP and Rumsy regarding TBA Iraq invasion.

8 am: Spell-check the "Our nation's second-greatest security threat behind Saddam: Fidel Castro" section for next week's "State of the National Security" presentation.

9am: Piano practice

10am: Meeting with Richard Clarke. Warn him that if he brings up the topics of Osamo been ladeen (OsamA been ladeen?) or All Kaida (Caida?) again, he'll be reassigned. And if he doesn't have his Saddam WMD research assignment ready for tomorrow, he'll be fired.

11am: Meeting with the President regarding TBA Iraq invasion.

12am: Lunch with Halliburton execs.

1pm: Ice-skating. Writer and photographer from People magazine will be there for their "50 Most Interesting People" article.

2pm: Spell-check and edit portions of the "Our nation's third-greatest security threat: Hugo Chavez" part of next week's speech.

3pm: Interview for Redbook magazine's cover story.

4pm: Meeting with Chevron board of directors to discuss possible Condaleeza II.

5pm: Full staff meeting on TBA Iraq invasion. Assign homework for each staffer: Come up with five reasons to justify invading Iraq, and make oral presentation in front of group.

6pm: Dinner.

7pm: Shoe sale at Macy's.

8pm: Spell-check and edit the "America's most urgent security need: Missile defense" portion of next week's speech.

9pm: Ditto, "America's 2nd most urgent security need: the new Joint Strike Fighter"

10pm: Meeting with Ahmed Chalabi to discuss TBA transition government.

11pm: Go over the "America's forth-greatest security threat: N.Korea" portion of next week's speech

12pm: Ditto, "America's fifth-greatest security threat: Former Sandinista rebels involved in border drug-smuggling"

1am: That will pretty much cover all the important points for next week's speech. Can sleep tonight with bulk of work out of the way.

[indepat]

1. Devastatingly brutal, but if shoes fit, wear them proudly

[brentspeak]

2. s/k