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waiting for hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 08:30 PM
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Poll question: I want to work for Keith Olbermann.....
Edited on Tue Sep-26-06 08:33 PM by waiting for hope
I would love to have the job picking the music that follows the Top Three Sound Bites. What job would you want?
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 08:32 PM
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1. Does tucking him in at night count? nt
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waiting for hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 08:36 PM
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3. Hmmmmm........
Let me see, YES. As well as reading him a bed time story and kissing him goodnight. Only had ten spots though.
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Scoot420fla Donating Member (284 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 08:32 PM
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2. Any or all of the above...(voted for ALL)...n/t
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 08:36 PM
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4. Armed guard, I'm sure he has people to do all that other stuff. n/t
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Betsy Ross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 08:37 PM
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5. How about Keith Olbermann for Press Secretary
to our next, elected President?
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 08:37 PM
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6. Hate mail proofreader and spellchecker
Talk about job security...
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waiting for hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 08:45 PM
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7. Better yet, responding
to BillO's hate mail to Keith....that's got to either be the most fun because the Big Talking Head is so full of shit or the most slimy.....can't decide.
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 08:50 PM
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8. I'd be his cat vet, but I don't know if he has any..................and
there's the issue of whether or not I'm licensed to practice in whatever state he lives in.............
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 08:52 PM
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9. I would want to be his DU liasian...
Oh, the power I would have!
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waiting for hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 08:58 PM
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10. I sometimes think that he has one...
There have been a few times that stories 5 through 3 seem like they were taken from DU's Greatest Page. It sometimes gets a little creepy. But then again, I hope he may chance across one of my posts and :crazy: .....I'm happily married...

dee dee dee.
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SharonRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 09:00 PM
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11. Gotta pick out the ties, of course!
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 09:01 PM
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12. Okay, then I'll pick out all the rest of his clothes.
:evilgrin:
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 09:18 PM
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13. Dresser
Well, a girl can fantasize can't she?

But seriously ( giggle)I'd love to troll the RW sites looking for material for him. There must be tons of untapped lunacy out there that needs to be exposed.

Rapture Ready comes to mind, though maybe they're all gone now...

Mz Pip
:dem:
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genie_weenie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 09:33 PM
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14. Minister of Keepin' It Real.
Come on we all know the popular need more than yes people surrounding them. Think what a Keepin' It Real person could have done for MC Hammer...

All Glory is fleeting...
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 09:36 PM
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15. Keeper of the suspenders and floaty hearts.
:loveya::loveya::loveya:
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VeggieTart Donating Member (698 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-26-06 09:52 PM
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16. Anything except driver
I don't have a license, so that's out.
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-27-06 12:14 AM
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17. All of the above...
...including chauffeur, chief cook and bottle washer, girl friday (hell anyday!) :)
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Dem2theMax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-27-06 12:44 AM
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18. Ahem.
His "personal" assistant. ;)


(Can't believe no one else took that one. LOL.)
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-27-06 07:11 PM
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19. I KNEW someone would take that job
if I didn't do it first. Hmph.

Tell you what. I'll be his cook. And bring him special treats. :evilgrin:
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Dem2theMax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-27-06 07:31 PM
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20. LOL!
I couldn't believe no one beat me to it.

OK, you be his cook. As I'm a terrible cook, if you share some of that food with me, I'll share some of Keith's 'special treats' with you. (I'm SO bad.) :evilgrin: right back at ya! ;)
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