Sympathy for the President

[Philosoraptor]

Please allow me to introduce myself

Im a man of wealth and no taste

Ive been a drunk for many a year

Layed Savings and Loans to waste

And I was round when daddy bush

Had his moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Clinton

Was the one who took the blame

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name

Bringing terror to you

Is the nature of my game

I stuck around Ground Zero

For a photo op and a threat

Swore I'd get who brought the towers down

And I still ain't got him yet

I rode a jet

Held commander's rank

When Baghdad raged

And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name, oh yeah

And ignoring you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee

While the whole country

Cowered in fear

And voted for me

I shouted out,

Who let Osama go?

When after all

It was Bill y'know

Let me please introduce myself

Im a man of wealth and no taste

And I laid traps for soldiers

And I layed their souls to waste

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

But controlling you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

But whats exploiting you

Is just the nature of my game

Every liberal is a criminal

And all republicans saints

As heads is tails

Just call me dubya

cause Im in need of some restraint

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

[Aviation Pro]

1. Now if we could just get the Stones to record it.....

...good job.

[Philosoraptor]

2. and Hugo Chavez to sing it

[lectrobyte]

3. What can a poor boy do? Excellent job!

[intaglio]

4. Woo hoo-oo, woo hoo-oo

eom

[Ishoutandscream2]

5. As a Stones fan (one should know by my user name)

That is one hell of a job! great lyrics to go along with a song about Lucifer himself. Applause for you!:applause:

[Philosoraptor]

6. --------

[MrCoffee]

7. Shame on you!

Sullying a great song like that!

Nice job, btw.

[Philosoraptor]

8. just feelin' devilish

[ddeclue]

9. A "B" side for your single..."Lawyers Guns and Money"...

Came up with this one last December...

1) The new George Bush theme song.. with my apologies to the late great Warren Zevon..

by Doug De Clue,

Lawyers, Guns and Money..

I went home back to Texas
The way I always do
How was I to know
They would out the Bushes, soon

/ D A E - / D A D A / D A E - / D A /
/ D AD DA D AE - / /

I ignored the FISA
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this, ha

I'm the innocent bystander
But somehow I got stuck
Between Iraq and a hard place
And I'm down on my luck
Yes, I'm down on my luck
Well, I'm down on my luck

/ D E A - / / / D - / / /

Now I'm hiding in the White House
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan

Send lawyers, guns and money (4x)