What if Keith's Threat Letter Had Been Sent To O'Lielly?

[Scoot420fla]

Here is how a NY Post Page Six would have possibly looked if O'Reilly had recieved the same threatening letter as Keith did the other night (From Past Deadline - http://www.pastdeadline.com/clueless_in_new_york/index.html )

TERRORISTS TARGET FOX PUNDIT -- COPS CLAIM AL QAEDA LINK

Beloved Fox news personality Bill O'Reilly was stunned by a terrorist attack in his home mail yesterday. The dynamic host of "The O'Reilly Factor" was wary when he opened a suspicious-looking letter with a California postmark and an anthrax-like powder poured out. A note inside warned O'Reilly, one of President Bush's most vigorous defenders that it was 'payback' for his implacable stance against Islamofascist terrorists. The stalwart commentator calmly dialed 911 at about 12:30 a.m., sources told The Post's Philip Messing. An NYPD HazMat united rushed to O'Reilly's home, but preliminary tests confirmed what O'Reilly himself suspected -- the substance was harmless soap powder. Although Mr. O'Reilly insisted the incident go no further, authorities persuaded him to go to St. Luke's Hospital, where doctors gave him a clean bill of health. O'Reilly, who reportedly has been a "high value target" for Al Qaeda terrorists, had no comment, but his steely glare and determined stride showed reporters he was unshaken by this attempt on his life.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

1. He's probably feeling left out now

I'm sure falafel boy will "find" an envelope full of white powder in his mail any day now...

[Richard Steele]

3. I was just thinking the same- he'd LOVE publicity like this.

I bet it just KILLS him that his Repub Masters
have issued orders to avoid reminding the
public of anthrax.

[The Deacon]

2. Nope

The story would have ended: "Mr. O'Reilly drowned in an 'unidentified liquid' which WAS NOT his own vomit and urine."

[samsingh]

4. then it would be a horrenduous crime according to msm