Torture Prospect Stimulates US Stock Market to Record High!!!

[acmejack]

BBC "US shares move above record high!"
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The New York Stock Exchange's benchmark Dow Jones share index briefly rose above its record closing high during early trade on Thursday.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average surged to 11,724.86, rising above the previous record closing high of 11,722.98 that it hit on 14 January 2000.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/5389668.stm

Some uninformed observers, including acmejack of the prestigious think tank Democratic Underground claim the traders have became so erotically stimulated by the prospect of an unbridled unitary executive committing war crimes any time he chooses upon anyone he chooses anyplace in the world drove trading to frenzied levels. More arousing legislative activity may drive the market to further lascivious activity, Mr. Jack suggested.

[aquart]

1. Are they buying or selling?

And WHAT are they buying or selling?

[rubberducky]

2. Love your comment, Mr. Jack!!

[Karenina]

3. Acmejack is much to polite to report

that the drop to levels below the record were caused by sticky keyboards...

[fed-up]

4. recommended because of your hilarious response :) n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Got Wood?

Stiffies-R-GOP They like it, they love it, they want some more of it! I'll bet they are Bullish on Bad Apples!