Christian Newswire: WARNING! God is about to CHANGE FASHION TRENDS!

[Bluebear]

Contact: Rick Wade, CEO, Second Coming Clothing Co., 888-261-5773

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MEDIA ADVISORY, Sept. 28 /Christian Newswire/ -- The CEO of a Florida-based Christian internet clothing company has some strong words of caution for the fashion industry. Says Rick Wade, founder and CEO of Second Coming Clothing Co. to leaders of the high-fashion apparel market: “Don’t be too quick to bring your concepts for the spring fashions to the world! The fashions revealed through the drama that has played out over the last two weeks at the World Premier of Spring Fashions in New York and Madrid respectively, will never make it in the marketplace.”

Wade warns that God is about to change the world’s perspective of what is fashionable and moral. “Events will occur soon in this country and around the world that will severely curb our culture’s appetite for fashion driven clothes that the world experts determine are ‘in’ and ‘cool,’” he says. “Clothing that more adequately reflects a Godly nature will become sought after as God changes the hearts of His people through the cataclysmic nature of events that are about to unfold.”


Adds Wade, “We are seeing astounding events unfold before our eyes throughout the world, fulfilling scripture about the ‘end times’ described in the Bible as taking place just prior to the return of Our Lord Jesus Christ in His Second Coming. God established His moral code. He is going to send strong messages through natural disasters and other catastrophic events to this country. They will draw our attention back to Him and remind us of His code of conduct, described in the Bible. Nothing that Madonna, Rosie O’Donnell, Tommy Hilfiger, Howard Stern, or the hundreds of other self-appointed spokesmen for society can say or do anything that can change God’s purpose.”

Wade emphasizes that it’s never too late for America – or any nation -- to repent and ask God to forgive its sins. “Repentance is the only thing that will stay God’s judgment of our society,” notes Wade.

Earlier this year Wade said that as the Ten Commandments and prayer have been removed from a place of prominence and honor in this country, America has suffered unprecedented moral decay. “With nearly every avenue of God’s Word being systematically removed, this country is in grave danger of being cut off from God’s blessings and grace,” Wade warned. “When that happens, we won’t be looking at an outside enemy threatening us. Every nation throughout history that has allowed such moral and spiritual decay has been eliminated from existence.”

Wade says that the American people must “immediately re-establish God as the centerpiece of our nation’s moral fabric and return to a lifestyle that will promote traditional family values. We must also start recognizing and giving thanks to God for all that He has blessed this wonderful nation with. Time is short and our deterioration to the status of a Third World nation is a real possibility. Things like fashion, sports, celebrity gossip and video games are not going to matter when people can’t find food to put on their table. With the diversions and luxuries taken away, there will be little to choose from. We will then choose to either love God or hate Him.”

For more information on Second Coming Clothing Co., visit www.secondcomingclothing.com.

[originalpckelly]

1. When exactly are we allowed to call them brain-washers?

You know the sad thing is that I actually believe in God, but this sort of thing makes me wonder how much faith they really have. I know why I believe God (though not exactly the Judeo-Christian one) and while it does feel a little personal I would be willing to share why, but I don't go around wearing "Armor of God PJs," these people are a bunch of freaks. God bless them.

[Kool Kitty]

25. I think "right now " would be the correct answer.

[Ikonoklast]

52. They don't believe in God

They believe in the magic of talismans. I've always felt that these type of people are still superstitious to the core and are not far removed from animism.

I don't understand how one can equate 'faith' into wearing a certain piece of clothing. Might as well wear a slaughtered bears' head to ward off evil spirits.

[Atman]

2. Prepare to get all hot and bothered...check out the swimwear!

http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-4.html

What the hell is wrong with people?

[Mythsaje]

8. They want to encourage drowning?

Swimming with all that fabric wrapped around you seems pretty stupid, but, hey... sometimes Darwin needs help.

[Bluebear]

10. but, but.....it's SLIMMING! nt

[Bluebear]

9. It's 1910 all over again! nt

[myrna minx]

31. I predict 2007 is going to the the year of the bustle.

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

35. And the whale-bone corset!

Ruffled pantaloons were always kinda fun 'n kicky!

[myrna minx]

39. Oh dear me, it seems that I have forgotten my parasol.

:hi:

[Bluebear]

41. SLUT! VIXEN!

:hi:

[myrna minx]

45. I guess you don't get a little gaze at the ankle then!

Harrumph!:rofl:

[Kurovski]

42. The parasol is satan's merry-go-round!

Used as it is by a minx for flirtatious purposes culminating in sexual congress! Heavy petting, even!!:hi:

[myrna minx]

44. And I was going to unhook a row of laces on my boots

to show a bit of ankle, but you're onto me! :hi:

[Kurovski]

46. You're just begging for a public dunking.

Jezebel! Salome! Delilah! :-)

[myrna minx]

48. John the Baptist was such a prude.

:hi:

[Kurovski]

50. Headhuntress!!!

:evilgrin:

[lildreamer316]

86. Hell; corsets just make me MORE..

hot and bothered.
And I'm a straight woman.

[spuddonna]

12. LMAO

OOOH, the latest in sackcloth! Where's the headgear to cover your face so your smile doesn't tempt a man to look up your culotte?

Can you imagine how unbelievably HOT it must be to wear that to a beach? Uhhh, and where are the full body suits for men? :shrug: After all, I don't want to be tempted by all that, uh, back hair... :evilgrin:

[rrasile]

16. What the hell is wrong with people

is this the same people that belong to the party that is running that porn queen in California.

[Bragi]

21. That's great. Evangelical Burkas. /nt

[originalpckelly]

27. What no burqas? Soon they'll bring back the bathing machines:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathing_machine

[Bluebear]

28. Looks like a bunch of fun....

[MissMarple]

37. I was going to google for that site.It's the quite trendy Mennonite look.

The dresses and jumpers make the second coming clothing look like something a hussy would wear. ;)

http://www.worksoftheheart.com/dresses.html
Well...they only have water wear. I thought they had jumpers and dresses, too. This is a site that does, though.

To each his or her own, but I don't expect "modest dress" to replace the offerings from the fashion industry.

[magellan]

65. They colorized seaside photos from the turn of the last century?

My grandmother, born in the 1890s, wore swimwear like that. The only thing missing is the frilly cap.

[Lucy - Claire]

74. Women doing a manly thing like swimming,.. come on...

that has to stop. :sarcasm:. :sarcasm:

I suppose the plus side is they are protected from harmful UV rays, in that get up but
swimming it skirts? Totally bananas and makes me love the Bikini.
It shouldn't be a suprise, I have meet Americans that will not do to European beaches becuase
they might see a naked breast or too.

[ariesgem]

75. Lovely

:puke:

[donco6]

84. AND coming NEXT season (if we're still here . . . )

From the ad:

Watch for it next season.

Next season we will once again offer a Slimming Swimmer suit that extends to the midarm (between the elbow and the wrist) and covers down to the lower leg (between the knee and the ankle).




Wow! Even BETTER coverage!

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Yep, think God's pretty pissed off about the nonsense in the Senate

right now. Torture for torture's sake just might lead one to believe "America has suffered unprecedented moral decay".

[Kurovski]

36. Except that the fluffer-nutter fundies believe that actual moral decay

is directly proportionate to their sexual fears.

Reality has nothing to do with their world view, nor their view of Jesus Christ.

God is in the White House, and if God says torture is the thing, than you can just forget about that whole "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me" stuff.

You can even steal votes from citizens in an election if its for the "righteous" cause. You can kill, lie, torture, repress, imprison and steal.

And to think they call everyone else moral equivocators.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. Father, forgive them

for they are tasteless morons, and know not what they do.

[Kurovski]

5. Lol.

You come up with the best stuff, bluebear.

I'd like to see the designer of "armor of God PJs" on "Project Runway". I'm serious.

Edit: HEY! What are you doing with my husband's picture as your avatar?!!!

[Bluebear]

18. LOLOL....Project Runway

The PJ designer would be a nervous wreck being anywhere near the gay dudes and seeing Jeff Sebelia's rock star outfits. When Heidi Klum arrives with her black husband, well...they would burst into flames.

[Kurovski]

22. I guess she'd have to wear her PJs to work everyday.

I'd love to hear her attempts at saving the heathen.

Every show needs some conflict.

[Jokerman]

6. I don't like the way them two kids is holdin' hands.

Looks kinda preverted to me. Hope them PJs include chastity belts.

[Kurovski]

15. I can see Rod and Todd Flanders wearing them.

In fact, the Simpsons' writers have a bit just waiting--pleading-- to be worked out. Go to, guys and gals!

You know who you are.

[Jokerman]

19. Catch me lord! Catch me!

SMACK! Owwwwwwwww!

[Kurovski]

26. Hehehe.

And of course, they're gay when they grow up.

Gay boys don't sin. :evilgrin:

[Kurovski]

34. Homer: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!

*bonk*

Rod: "Got 'em, daddy!"

[Bluebear]

23. I got the joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my heart. (Where??)

And if the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack! (OW)

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

47. it's ok. they're married.

[arcane1]

7. will Victoria's Secreat start selling Mormon under-garments?

:crazy:

[Kurovski]

30. Victoria's Secretions?

Well if the market (or government) demands it I, guess.

[okoboji]

11. oh brother ... another profiteering in the name of GOD

did you check out the web-site? they have tie dyed t-shirts .... doesn't that represent the 60's drug and sex culture? how is that god like?

[meegbear]

13. And for the pious guy ...

bulge-free shorts


Keep checking, I'm sure it's in there somewhere.

[Kurovski]

32. But what's to stop the immodest game of poolside pocket-pool?

That smile of his ain't foolin' anyone.

[Stu DeBeouf]

51. Ha...

beat me to a "pocket-pool" comment. Dude looks like he's moonlighting from a Hot Gay Chat ad in the back of Anytown USA's free weekly.

[Kurovski]

54. It is a familiar gaze.

Perhaps he was not informed about whom the client was.

A belated welcome to DU, Stu DeBeouf! Such a deliciously meaty name.

[Kurovski]

57. LOL! I just caught the addition to the Village People.

George/Truman.

[blondeatlast]

56. Paul 24:17, verse 4,806: Thou shalt waxeth in the chestal area,

behind the doors, and wax the chin, in the home, but thou shalt never, never wax the Brazilian area.

[Kurovski]

81. And I say unto thee...

if the clam be not bearded, it is an abomination in the sight of the Lord.

[Canuckistanian]

58. I saw him in a "Male Call" TV ad, I think

He was the one writhing on the bed with the phone in his hand.

[Kurovski]

82. Piety required the phone to remain

above the waist.

[JohnnyLib2]

14. This will help with the upcoming draft

which will help with OurLeader's holy crusades.

[Kurovski]

55. Good point.

As many an indicted Republican politician likes to say, "get 'em while they're young."

Wecome to DU, JohnnyLib2!:hi:

[Kurovski]

85. WOW! That was posted one day before the Foley story broke.

Anyone want their palm read?:-)

[azmouse]

17. I'm surprised they aren't selling burkas!

What a bunch of scary morans!

[MindPilot]

20. Well, God did have the Supreme Court appoint * as our leader.

I think that falls under the heading of "other catastrophic events".


"He is going to send strong messages through natural disasters and other catastrophic events to this country."

[Art_from_Ark]

71. Sky News, for one, agrees with you

[okoboji]

24. I thought at the time of the rapture ......

everyone who is going on up with the lord, will be stripped of all they are wearing?

[Kurovski]

53. A whole new genre of internet smut.

"Up-cloud shots"

A new niche.

[Richard D]

29. Tell me this is satire . . .

. . . Please tell me it's satire.

[Kurovski]

33. This whole fashion thing must find its way onto the Simpsons

or some-such satirical outlet so as to make it official.

They're like the Amish minus the dignity, consistency, and self-awareness.

[Ksec]

38. Amishwear....the new couture

[Kurovski]

43. Only the Amish don't force their will on the rest of the world

as do the insecure fundy inhabitants of rock 'em sock 'em Crazytown.

[StellaBlue]

40. Hrm.... sounds like they know something we don't know....

Fucking freaks.

:puke:

[sakabatou]

49. Armor of God PJs

+1 to Fanaticism
+2 to Ignorance
+6 to Hate
-10 to Democracy
100% of Flamability

[Norrin Radd]

70. Anyone LE, NE, or CE wearing the Armor of God PJs must make a

Saved Throw.

[saracat]

59. I wrote to them and said they forgot"Judge not lest ye be judged".

I also said it was arrogant beyond belief that they would think America can "Bless" God. I said it was the most unchristian Christian site I have ever seen!

[Kurovski]

79. Additionally, the concept of taking the crown of thorns

used to mock Christ at his Crucifixion and making it heart-shaped and pink is remarkable in its clueless-ness and immaturity.

Did anyone of those folks actually contemplate the suffering of Christ on the cross? Did they bother to take the time? Did they fail to find a lesson of humanity and compassion there? We can see they found a Strawberry Shortcake kind of marketing tool within that event, but how about something deeper?

All of that adds up to the narcissistic world view the new brand of deranged mall-dweller/Christian arrogantly attempts to enforce at every wrong turn.

I suspect that for the most part, Christ would not recognize these folks as Christians.

Or perhaps it's just a matter of taste. :shrug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

60. "Why Accessorize when you can Gospelize?" Or...

"I'm too pious for my shirt"

OR

"Welcome to Armegeddon Bath N' Beddin"


:hide:

[Az_lefty]

61. Man I thought this wa a joke until I went to their website...

:hide:

[patricia92243]

62. Looks like regular ol' clothes with Christian slogans on them. In other w

words - a money making scheme.

[ddeclue]

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[Bluebear]

64. Now that's some puke! nt

[BlooInBloo]

66. BWAHAHAHA!!!!

christians slay me. given the law that just passed, i supposed i shouldn't say that so flippantly...

[Dem2theMax]

67. I think, I REALLY think Jon Stewart needs to see this.

I mean, I'm SURE he'd like to give them some free advertising on his show.

Of course said advertising would be in a mocking sort of way, but hey, it would be free. :evilgrin:

Anyone with Jon's email - go for it.

[Swamp Rat]

68. How about this one a black t-shirt?:

This logo would be large (10" Diameter) on the back:



And this logo would be smaller (3" Diameter) on the front over the left breast:

[OneBlueSky]

69. well, I just gotta get me one of these tees . . .

if only to support the cause of vampire liberation . . .

[Chovexani]

72. It's times like this

That I wish I still played in Vampire LARPs. :P

[Lucy - Claire]

73. Wow fight for God wrapped in the England Flag.....

These will be all the rage for you England supports and the European Soccer tournment. Ok ditch the words righteouness and truth because they are look really arsey. But the shield of Truth will be perfect for street fights with the German fans.

[TimeChaser]

76. Can't get into heaven without a God t-shirt

:eyes:

[Kurovski]

80. " I waited for The Rapture and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

:kick:

[atommom]

77. "Moses takes on gay cowboys!"

http://www.worldnetdaily.com.nyud.net:8090/images2/brokebackTshirtclose.jpg

A Christian clothing company is riding into the controversy over "Brokeback Mountain," the film about "gay" cowboys in love, by selling a T-shirt featuring Moses, the Ten Commandments, and homosexuals joining ancient Israelites dancing around a Golden Calf idol.

The T-shirt carries the bold slogan, "The Original 10 Commandments, BrokeBack on the Mountain."

It has a Bible reference to Exodus 32:19, which states "... he saw the calf and the dancing: and Moses' anger waxed hot, and he cast the tables out of his hands, and broke them beneath the mount."

"In his anger, Moses BROKE the two tablets of stone that the Ten Commandments were written on while walking BACK down the MOUNTAIN," noted the official release of the Florida-based Second Coming Clothing Co.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=49010

:rofl:

[Az_lefty]

78. Wade speaks for God? Don't let little george hear that...

:rofl:

[darkism]

83. Ah yes, you've gotta love the shirt with the swords and Iron Cross.

Gotta get those little Hitlers prepared for holy war against the non-Christian infidels from a young age, don't you?