BREAKING NEWS ON CNN!!! Holy shit, stop the presses.

[Squatch]

"The Associated Press reports reality TV star Anna Nicole Smith exchanged vows with boyfriend Howard K. Stern on a boat near Nassau, but the ceremony is "not legally binding," her attorney Michael Scott said."

Holy freaking God. Is this what passes for "news"...let alone "breaking news" nowadays?

Can somebody post a screen grab?

http://www.cnn.com

[redqueen]

1. Yes, it certainly is.

Don't want anyone thinking too much about anything that actually matters, now, do they?

[Jawja]

2. Wow!!

And I thought it was something really important because of your subject line!!

Thanks for baiting me into reading a useless thread for nothing. :eyes:

[Squatch]

5. I aim to please!

[Jawja]

7. Have a great weekend!

:hi:

[libertypirate]

3. News IS what they tell you it is....

Hey if a gay male escort playing reporter in the whitehouse isn't news, then some dopey slut getting wed must be...

[NRaleighLiberal]

4. If the masses didn't watch it, they wouldn't post it.....

are the majority of people reading? involved in the arts? educating themselves? out in nature being active? Nope....they are parked in front of their TVs, gouging themselves on reality shows, voyeurism, all wrapped up in the pathetic lives of others. No wonder that so few are paying attention - or even wishes to pay attention - to the permanent messes being created by our child so called president.

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

6. It's A Tragedy

It's NOT Legally Binding?

My weekend is Fucking Ruined now.

[bif]

8. Wasn't there something about a torture bill or something?

Naaah, couldn't have been important. This is much more newsworthy.

[zulchzulu]

9. Yeah...another slow news day...nothing going on...

:sarcasm:

[Richard Steele]

10. Here's a ScreenGrab of their "news alert" banner:

[Squatch]

13. Thanks a bunch!

[FooFootheSnoo]

11. turning on my tv now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank God for CNN. :silly:

[madinmaryland]

12. THIS IS HUGH!!!11!!!1!!

[dipsydoodle]

15. No

they are huge. :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

17. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

You are definately correct!!!

:rofl:

[Beelzebud]

14. BREAKING NEWS: DEMOCRACY IN RUINS - REPUBLICANS CELEBRATE

[Jack Rabbit]

16. Who gave her an extra minute on her allotted 15?

Hugh Hefner gave her the 15, now CNN has been another.

Hey, CNN, America died yesterday. Report that.