HAHAHA - now I wanna ask each and every DUer

[CatWoman]

"did you spank it this weekend"????

:rofl:

[swag]

1. Freeper!

[MrCoffee]

2. i'm gonna plead the 5th while i still can.

ibtl.

[htuttle]

3. Jason Jones of the Daily Show should get right on this story!

"Rubbing Out Crime!"

[CatWoman]

4. bwahahahaha

you know they're gonna!!!

:rofl:

[Fenris]

5. I can't see into the future.

[CatWoman]

bwahahahahaha

eenie, meanie, chili, beanie :D

[Fenris]

13. Now it says "Ask again later."

It's my fault for making all of my decisions based on what the 8-ball tells me.:cry:

[Orsino]

26. Neither can I, my eyesight has gotten so bad. n/t

[Beetwasher]

6. "A Good Number" of Times

:evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

9. one.....two....

TWO SPANKS!!!

[tandot]

7. No...but ... "I'd love to grap the one-eyed snake" this weekend

:evilgrin:

[Hugin]

8. I don't recall...

:eyes:

( :rofl: )

[bluestateguy]

10. "Spanking it"

If that means what I think that means there are studies that show it prevents prostate cancer. It's like an irrigation of your reproductive organs.

[karlrschneider]

15. Hey. Wearing glasses and shaving my palm is a small price to pay

for a squeaky clean seminal vesicle.
:D
:crazy:

[DoYouEverWonder]

20. Thank you for sharing

that little tidbit.

Gee, he's very clean. He really is a clean old man.

(Hard Day's Night)

[tinfoilinfor2005]

27. Tooooooo Much Information!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:silly:

[unpossibles]

16. exactly. Now excuse me while I go... um...

fight cancer... or something...

[Renew Deal]

11. This past weekend or this coming weekend?

:spank:

No pun intended :P

[Deja Q]

12. What is this 'it' you mention?

:D

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. It depends. When does the weekend officially start?

[unpossibles]

17. on Little Friday

aka Thursday.

:)

or sometimes The Lill'est Friday

[TahitiNut]

18. "Shucking the bearded clam"?? "Paddling the pink canoe"??

"Doing the two-finger tango"??
"Brushing the beaver"??
"Giving flipper a backrub"??
"Hand starting the one-eyed yogurt thrower"??
"Launching the heat seeking moisture missile"??
"Making the Cyclops fight the five headed monster until he cries"??



... and hundreds of others.

:rofl: :rofl:

[razors edge]

19. There are known knowns

and there known uknowns...

[Mojambo]

21. Just once? n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

22. For how many hours?

The little details are important.

[and-justice-for-all]

23. well Yeah!!

...Its mine, Ill do what I want.

[tech3149]

24. No, but then I'm too old to give a shit

But I will say that I don't rule it out.

[Bunny]

25. Does installing fresh batteries count?

:shrug:

[acmejack]

30. Wow!

The fruits of all that money into the strategic defense initiative!

[Beelzebud]

28. HEY! Are you jacking it?

LOL

[spanone]

29. Spank that Monkey!!!

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