From 2000, republican public jack off Matt Glavin

[Philosoraptor]

http://www.johnmonty.com/cotw/cw001007.htm

republican blow hards venting loudly about family values and Bill Clinton always have something to hide.

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Know how to spot a pervert from a mile away? Just hang a scarlet P on the guys with an obsessive, prurient interest in someone else's sex life. They're jealous. They're frustrated. They're fixated. Each and every one of these judgmental sex cops have gonads that have been (or would like to be) searching for love in all the wrong places. If they're throwing sexual stones by day, they're porking pigs in glass sties by night. Show me a homophobe and I'll show you a flamer who's fixin' to pack some fudge. Not half of them. Not 95% of them. All of them. All the time.

This week's hard-on hypocrite is Matthew Glavin, president and chief executive of something called the Southeastern Legal Foundation. For the past few years, Matt and his pals at Southeastern Legal have been passionately preoccupied with getting Bill Clinton disbarred in Arkansas. Why? Don't ask stupid questions, you know why! Go up to the blackboard and write a thousand times: Because he lied about a blow job!

Matt's fascination with other people's genitalia is not merely limited to Willie's wiener. No, Matt's horizons have been expanded to include gays and lesbians, too. He's made a career of berating them and recently filed a brief with the Supreme Court on behalf of the Boy Scouts regarding their policy on gay troop leaders. So given this background, you'd be justified in making the logical conclusion that Matt's own member must be clean, pristine, and never seen.

Well, hang a scarlet N for Naive around your neck, novice. Matt and his motley member were in court this week, charged with public indecency for masturbating in Chattahoochee National River Park, near Atlanta. In addition, he propositioned and "fondled" the male undercover federal police officer who caught him flogging himself. It's sad when a cock-watcher watches one cock too many.

[WCGreen]

1. Send Carl Monday.....