My God how will I explain Mark Foley to the children?

[Philosoraptor]

Lordy Lordy, when Bill Clinton was caught with Monica I had to sit my poor little kids down and explain in graphic detail what a blow job was, NOW what the hell am I going to tell them about Mark Foley?

Oh the agony!

[mr_hat]

1. Look. Has he LIED about porking boys? >

Then, what's to explain?

[Philosoraptor]

2. Its not about the sex!

its about the hypocricy, and the sex.

[Tin Man]

25. and it's not about Foley's republican enablers and their 11 month cover-up

it's about the hipocracy, the enablers, the 11 month cover-up, the other pages that may have followed, and the sex.

[Syncronaut Seven]

3. Explain to him that there are evil bad people in the world.

And that they tend to gravitate towards the republican party.

[wakeme2008]

4. Now you have to explain what being Horny is

:rofl:

[rzemanfl]

5. Once upon a time there was a one-eyed snake.....n/t

[TheDebbieDee]

6. I don't know how I'll find the

the strength and the words to explain to my 22 and 19-year-old daughters the dangers of keyboard sex!

I may have to wrap the key board in Saranwrap to protect them from STDs. How dare the repukes put me in this position with their horny and illegal ways!

Damn them, damn them all to hell!

[The_Casual_Observer]

7. Think of the Cheeeeeeldrin!

[Marr]

18. Mr. Foley certainly does.

[kskiska]

8. Ask Mary Bono.

She's the one who asked that very question about Clinton.

[Philosoraptor]

9. Johnny, have you ever seen a show called "Dateline NBC"?

[Philosoraptor]

10. I'm sure the Lord will forgive him so I'm cool with it, I don't judge

[sweetheart]

11. ... but he did not have sex with that woman

And here instead, we have 'Just Another Republican Paedophile' == JARP.

Jarps are concerned that their organized meetings in congress will be at risk.

[Philosoraptor]

12. Are JARP and NAMBLA connected

north american man boy love association

[sweetheart]

19. That's like the cross-the-aisle group

The following congressional committees and subcommittees are proudly involved

Republicans for underage boy torture
Democrats for torture of all children
Republicans for torture of only sexy children
Republicans for more naked kids in congressional offices
Republicans for more phallic symbols in male dress
Republicans for getting internet sex wrong
Republican cowards who bugger children and lose wars
Republican outreach for children who need to be fucked roughly
Republican wives for chilren's sexual discovery
Christian republican prayers for children stimuation
God's Heritage committee on man-boy loving
Judiciary Committee republicans for more baby fucking

All of these groups are reaching out, to republicans and americans
everywhere to embrace their values, to vote republican and
fuck a child somewhere, vote republican and bankrupt a poor country,
vote republican and get away with killing black people, vote
republican and cowardly screw your fellow mankind in the behind.

Just remember, when republicans arn't fucking pigs, they're fucking something..

[Pachamama]

26. Umm....did you mean to put in the 2nd committee:

"Democrats for the torture of all children"???????

[sweetheart]

28. 12 dems that voted for torture

There is no excuse, but it's hard to single them out, but that's who i was meaning, sorry
if it bleeds. (the meanings of stereotypes & implieds)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=2256238

[Pachamama]

31. While I agree that its despicable that 12 dems voted for torture, it was

led by the call for torture by Republicans and became law because of these Republicans....

Sorry, but labeling all Democrats into a group called "Democrats for Torture of children" because of these disgusting 12 is not a way to win your point....

[sweetheart]

33. I never win my points

Leaving it morally ambiguous fairly leaves a trace of focus on the
faact that democratic corporatism and a long slide towards sleeping with
the enemy is not a single party's fault... that we're being so lead by
nincompoops is testimony to the failure of opposition, 4th estate,
and democrats have stood by a drugs war that tortures millions, a prison
3 strikes system that tortures inhumanely, and authorized funds for a
fucking military campaign in asia... i can't say i'm impressed, can i?

I have to draw my impressed from the good blood here, brow beaten by the M$M
as the left fringe, radical left, or how about just a person with a
conscience who, without prejudice looks at the 'whole' political mess
and who's doing what, and i'm sorry, the democratic centrists have been
complicit, the same ones who are voting for torture, and if it takes a
shock to get the whole democratic party to whip their own members, then
what is a party for.

[dflprincess]

13. You were lucky, I had to explain it to my mom

She's currently 82 so I suppose she was maybe 75 when this came up. During the Clinton/Monica thing she took a deep breath one day and asked me "What is this fellatio (sp) they keep mentioning? And just what is meant by oral sex?" My first thought was, "Shouldn't Pop have discussed this with you?" (But I couldn't really deal with that idea either.) So, I took a deep breath and explained to which she replied, "Oh, a blow job. Why don't they just call it that."

[Frank Cannon]

27. LOL

That's pretty funny. I often forget that my parents were around long before I was.

[seabeyond]

14. THIS one. hubby and i talked code at dinner table

he said.... lots happening in florida

i say..... yaaaaa. and hastert knew for a year. he is on site that passes law for internet...

youngest is saying what what

oh just the repugs not living up to their family values again.

my son says, like gambling and losing (like the losing is the bad thing)

ya kinda like i say

[Philosoraptor]

15. Mommy, what's a pedophile?

Well ya see honey, sometimes republican men have these dark desires for young people and you should always avoid them and vote democratic.

[clmbohdem]

16. Somehow blame Clinton

President or Senator, you pick.

[Philosoraptor]

17. I guess Foley won't run for Erection-- I mean, Election now.

sorry

[Swede]

20. Sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo dilly into a woman's cha-cha

That was hard enough.

[Philosoraptor]

21. sometimes republicans need to feel like little boys again

[Philosoraptor]

22. -----------

[Hubert Flottz]

23. I've been sittin' here trying to figure out how to tell GAWD!

I bet She'll be pissed!

[Canuckistanian]

24. And think of all the pedophiles he's enabling

Now that they realize that "anything goes" and "if it feels good, do it".

It's a tragic day for America.

[The Count]

29. It was Clinton who unraveled the high American morals

That's what they said when Enron blew...

[XanaDUer]

30. ROFL!

:rofl:

[formercia]

32. Foley was the chairman of the missing and exploited

children caucus.

[Pachamama]

36. He's also a recipient of the "Keep America Safe Award" from CourtTV.com

:puke:

[C_U_L8R]

34. "Family Values' is an S&M manual

repress sexuality,
stir in a boatload hate and torture
add a pinch of warcrimes
and a dash of wireless wiretaps
stand back and see the freeps explode
in fetish-filled pederasty

[tabasco]

35. I still can't explain Lush Limpbaugh to the children !

Did Foley and Limpbaugh ever take a trip to the Dominican Republic together?????????

[Philosoraptor]

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