The REAL Chairman of the Republican Party - Mr. Irony

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To be a Republican:

You have to be all about stopping abortion and defending the sanctity of life, up until a person is born, then they are on their own, BUT, if they become brain dead then they are covered by the sanctity of life again.

You vote your values when you voted for Bush and the GOP, so spreading propaganda and bombing people are your moral values, yeah that sounds about right.

You need to support Bush's injection of freedom that hit Iraq right in the jugular. Why, they're soooo free that criticizing the government won't get you killed, it will only land you in jail.

You have to believe that the poor need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, but you understand that Paris Hilton needs ANOTHER tax cut.

You have to believe that we have to avenge the people who were killed on 9/11, and so that's why we had to leave Afghanistan, go to Iraq, and well, that's not important anymore now is it?

You have to believe that Republicans are looking out for you and that Bush is a good leader, and that love is hate, war is peace, and that if the Democrats regain Congress then our peaceful and perfect Republican dominated nation will be broken, divided in half, raped, pillaged and that our country will be ultimately conquered by Elitist Fat Cats who live in Ivory Towers surrounded only by people who think like them.