bush wept.

[Philosoraptor]

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/457061p-384627c.html

A relieved President Bush burst into tears when he was finally declared the winner over John Kerry after a long nail-biting night.
"The President put down the phone and started to cry, a deep, convulsive cry," Bob Woodward writes in his new book "State of Denial." "As he tried to compose himself he went around and hugged each of the people in the room with him."

When Bush got to the gruff Vice President Cheney in a nearby hallway, however, the President straightened up.

"I know you're not the hugging kind," Bush said. He shook his veep's hand.

------------------

Yeah, I believe I cried like a baby that night too, but for different reasons.

Boo frikkety hoo mr. bush, boo frikkety hoo on you.

[Bluebear]

1. 'a deep, convulsive cry' . . .SWOON! My cowboy hero! nt

[Philosoraptor]

3. I want him to cry again, deeply and convulsively after waterboarding

[Kurovski]

5. Notice how George "STRAIGHTENED" up when his daddy-master

rounded the corner.

[Philosoraptor]

7. "For God's sake jr. wipe your nose"!

[Bluebear]

8. "Stop acting like a girl! Now stop it the fuck up!"

[Philosoraptor]

10. "you cry like a woman"? smack, smack. the Godfather

[Raine]

13. He also could've been slapped like George C Scott

slapped that soldier in Patton cause he was a coward.:rofl: :evilgrin:

[populistdriven]

51. pic of * crying

[Kurovski]

59. Those look like "nucular" teardrops.

The result of some sort of "nucular" accident out of a sci-fi movie, like, oh say..."The Incredible Shrinking President."

Or "The Incredible Fucked up Mother Fucking Fuckwad Fuck-Wit."

[me b zola]

19. Sounds like DTs to me

'a deep, convulsive cry'

[Philosoraptor]

21. a Ted Baxter moment for sure.

[Kurovski]

2. What a clueless, freakish prick.

What an insufferable, assuming and bratty little twit.

Should we mock his weeping the way he did Karla Fay Tucker's when he put her to death in Texas?

Too disgusted and weary of their insanity to even attempt such a thing.

What an intolerable, misplaced sociopath.

[Philosoraptor]

4. I'd pay a dollar to see that

[Kurovski]

60. Well, I'm not so weary today as I was yesterday.

One dollar you say?

[Swamp Rat]

6. bet he sounded like a hyena

[Philosoraptor]

9. He's wept in public several times, but not convulsively

when he was campaigning he wept a bit talking about how hard it was, and on sept, 12, 01 he wept a bit reading his prepared speech. He also gets a bit weepy when he visits crippled soldiers who seem to get to him a bit.

I await the day when he breaks down like a baby

[Raine]

11. Guess it was a real nail biter

as to if all the crooked fixed voting machines would actually be able to deliver it for him. :eyes:

[Bluebear]

12. A REVOLTING VISUAL AID>>>>>>>

[Philosoraptor]

14. bwaaa, bwaAAAA, I almost lost! boo hoo, where's my blanky?

[Kurovski]

26. Did you know that he actually travels with his own pillow?

It is a requirement. I guess the familiar stench of his dark-dream stained pillow must lull him to sleep.

So the blankey I'm not so sure about, but the pillow is on the record.

[soup]

34. Calls it his 'pilly'

Wonder if it looks like this...

'Dress Me Pilly'

plush educational toy and learning tool
`button up
`knot a tie
`buckle up
`tie shoelaces

--

Accessories (sold separately)
chainsaw
bicycle helmet
fishing pole
golf club
flight suit
plastic food (turkey, pretzels, roast boar, cake)



http://www.toyvault.com/PresidentialPlush/index.htm

[Kurovski]

36. Can "Pilly" teach George to not be such a blazing asshole?

If so, I'll take all my savings and buy him as many as it takes.

[soup]

38. Unfortunately, that option is not available at this time.

The smirk and sneer are built in.

--

"At 11:40 p.m., ABC News called Florida for Bush and Rove's war room erupted with cheers."

and soup dissolved into despair and disbelief

[Kurovski]

39. You made me laugh, and then you made me

:-( Boy, I remember that night as though it were yesterday.

I think I'm gonna cry like that big blubbering George. But then, I've been up all night, and must get some sleep.

It's been a terrible few days for America.

[opihimoimoi]

57. So is his RUBBER DUCK...he gatta have it jus like Hedley Lamar

from Blazing Saddles

[Philosoraptor]

58. ribbit, ribbit

[Philosoraptor]

15. here's another

[Bluebear]

16. WAAAH! Four more years! ME!!! ME!!!

Pathetic.

[Swamp Rat]

17. soiled his Dependz

[Philosoraptor]

18. as with bagpipes, I'm glad there's no smell.

[Philosoraptor]

20. boo hoo, for dubya

Boo-hoo,
you've got me crying for you
and as I sit here and sigh,
says I, "I can't believe it's true."

Boo-hoo,
I'll tell my mama on you.
The little game that you played
has made her baby oh so blue.

You left me in the lurch,
you left me waiting at the church.

Boo-hoo,
that's why I'm crying for you.
Someday you'll feel like I do
and you'll be boo-hoo-hooin' too.

[Philosoraptor]

22. Hey -- that's not funny Condi--!

[vickitulsa]

30. Stop! Stop, please, with the visual aids already!

:D

But seriously, can't you just imagine how often those around him have to cover their mouths to hide sniggering smiles at the dimson's embarrassing displays of pathetic childishness?

I notice the guy behind Condi in that pic is mimicking her gesture almost exactly. All of them must be practiced at it....

And Swamp Rat, I love that old Bushit snapshot for all its open disgust and contempt. I understand that was an actual photo, that someone really did that several years ago with the authentic pile of poo and a Bu$hflag.

I wonder if such an act soon could be considered "material support of hostilities against the United States"? Just as soon as the criminal-in-chief signs off on the newly minted War Criminal Protection from Prosecution Act -- oh, and has anyone seen Halliburton crews scrambling to get those detention camps up and running yet?

"Waaaahhh!" cries the dimson chimperor, "they're sayin' bad things about me again, now let's throw 'em into the camps, I can't take much more of this! Waaaahhhh!"

:puke: again

[vickitulsa]

23. "...not the hugging kind..."

Yeah, no chit cherlock! Darth probably wouldn't hug anyone but hisownself, but he can't reach around the puffed-out chest and hefty belly, so.....


When I think of chimpy's moodswings and the revealing lack of true self-confidence he radiates in his weaker moments (which come often), it just grates on my very last nerve.

From smug to anxious, sarcastic to oozing false piety out of his ugly, miserable, lonely wazoo ... that sorry excuse for a human being probably needs to have his bipolar meds upped.

.... On second thought, they've probably done that already, since he's been forced to endure a near-continuous slide in popularity and an increase in genuine threats to his grip on us all so much in the last year. I'm guessing his keepers must have seen the need to medicate him a little more to prevent a public meltdown that could seal all their fates in one fell swoop with what he might confess to.

Makes me wonder sometimes, just how short many in his camp in OUR White House must have been biting their own nails lately. They KNOW, after all, that everything is being barely kept in balance at this point and could tip in the wrong direction (from their perspective) at any moment.

Which would likely send the simian boyking into a frenzied rant that would end with an all-out, unbridled and unsupervised bout of drinking till he dropped.

Surely these people can't feel very confident in the equanimity of their pupilpuppet who has such a feeble grasp on his own decorum....

[Philosoraptor]

25. Hitler didn't care for hugging much either,

he was more of a strangler.

Yes, history will note that bush had profound emotional problems

[vickitulsa]

31. "... he was more of a strangler..."

:spray: :rofl:

Good one! And sickeningly, sadly, so true and revealing.

Adolph could at least keep the trains running on time. This moran can't do anything right or keep his own jackbooted thugs in line.

Oh, wait. It's THEY who can't keep HIM in line! God knows they must try; but when the Brat Commander can have you disappeared and waterboarded on his slightest whim, I guess most of them feel obliged to stop short of insulting his widdo feewings or medicating him sufficiently to keep him level.

Imagine how obvious it would be if he suddenly appeared serene and even-tempered in every public appearance and speech!

Hitler was prone to childish rants, too ... hence the film footage of his spittle-splattering rage in major speeches. Yet his adoring fans in Germany swooned and fainted.

[lonestarnot]

45. More of a 'shoot em in the face' type.

[Kurovski]

27. Oh, really. Just fill the fucker with pills already.

Pills and booze. Enough so that he'll stumble around like a Jacqueline Susan character and we can get some kind of amusement out of this miserable and reprehensible Shite House.

I mean we're stuck with those lousy fucks for two more shit-filled years. Just give us a bleeding larf, you steaming shitheels. Have him fall over all that old furniture in the White House like Rob Petrie on that fucking ottoman. Maybe we'll like him better.

Do it.

Make George the super-powered-final-years Judy Garland of American "presidents", we know you despise the arrogant dim-witted fucker as much as we do. Go ahead. Fill him like a pinata with a goddam pharmacy. You know you want to.

[StellaBlue]

46. Make George the super-powered-final-years Judy Garland of American ...

"presidents"

bwhahahahahaha

:rofl:

[ClintonTyree]

28. KKKarl, on the other hand..........

KNEW he had it in the bag, that Diebold would come to the rescue and reinstall the giggling murder monkey. Apparently he didn't tell The Chimp. I guess he wanted his favorite project to think he actually WAS a man of the people, that they really DID re-elect him.

What would The Chimp do if he knew the truth? Cry? :mad:

[donheld]

24. I wept too -- the opposite reason. n/t

[izzie]

29. The more I hear about Bush the less I like him. And

that is something as he was far down on my list before he ran. I think the party put him in as a friendly guy who was leaning to wards the Ch. Right and had the right name and they could control. Now he does think he is the leader and it has been down hill since the vote. No one seems to know what they are doing. Every thing is a mess. I do not think a thing has worked right since the day we voted.

[cassiepriam]

32. "Goddamn," Rove said. "How can this happen?"

Interesting comment isn't it?

Indeed, when you own the voting machines how can you be losing?

[Philosoraptor]

33. very revealing, yes

they all made similar comments on bush's first selection.

[cassiepriam]

67. If the Repugs want to win again, they will. No doubt in my mind. nt

[spooked]

40. That's the same reaction OJ had when the jury found him Not Guilty!

We all KNEW OJ was guilty, just like we all expected Bush to lose the election to Kerry!!
Remember, we were all drinking champagne with the early exit polls?



Apparently, the only one who KNEW Bush was going to "win" was Karl Rove.

[Missy M]

35. I believe he cried that night from relief, because he knew he had...

four more years to try and cover up all the lies.

[Coexist]

37. "*sob* th-th *sob* thanks, daddy"

[spanone]

41. ...and the world wept with him.

[bunny planet]

42. He cryed almost as if he had actually won, and Unca Karl hadn't fixed the

machines for him.

[Imagevision]

43. bush wept yesterday when told of Folie predator emails to 16 year old boy

[Ferret Annica]

64. Why?

Was he angry Markie Mark was cheating on him?

[StellaBlue]

44. What a fucking wanker.

:argh:

[lonestarnot]

47. A most disgusting revelation. Wa wa wa wanker!

[Philosoraptor]

48. waaa!

[BrklynLiberal]

49. Makes me want to puke. He wept like a 3 year old who was afraid he was not

going to get the toy he wanted for Christmas, and he would have had to lay on the floor and kick and scream until he got it.

[Kurovski]

61. He did so danged well in the debates with Kerry, of COURSE

he was sure he'd win.

I mean, he didn't fall down the stairs, pull a knife on Kerry, go poo-poo in his pants or nothin' bad like that.

[BrklynLiberal]

73. The advantage of low expectations..... omigod.

[RamboLiberal]

50. He calls Blackwell a Nut - bet he said the same thing about Harris

"I'm the President of the United States," Bush fumed, "waiting on a secretary of state who is a nut."

Boy they sure know how to use these "tools" of the Repuke party. Probably don't even buy them breakfast. :sarcasm:

[SammyWinstonJack]

52. He probably was controllably giddy with the fact that he had stolen

his second term. ** cry? Don't make me laugh!

[Philosoraptor]

53. boo frikkety hoo

[Swamp Rat]

54. Bushler better watch it around Darth Cheney

I bet he can't stand all the unmanly weeping and sobbing by this pansy president. He might take him quail hunting in Crawford.

[zonkers]

55. "Damn straight, I'm not the huggin kind,you nutty Crawford Cowboy" Cheney

snarled back with a crooked smile as he shoved his thick tongue down George's throat. Suprised but delighted, George began breathing heavily as the momentum of his deep, forcefull kiss...."

[Kurovski]

62. "...rocked the newly-minted president out of his light brown loafers

and Brooks Brothers suit.

"Ah, George, George!", Cheney bellowed and quacked like a deranged over-heated penguin as his soft liver-spotted man paws groped and caressed Bush's tender and pale sagging flesh..."

[zonkers]

63. Liver spotted man paws? Whoa. Cold shower time.

[Kurovski]

65. Reality is "HOTTT".

[Kurovski]

69. Say zonkers, just for the record...

are you Bob Woodward? Your short report on the Bush/Cheney relationship has a real ring of truth to it.

Very authentic.

[zonkers]

70. Shhhh. It's me. Just taking time away from my busy book door sched.

to share some exerpts from my new book with the one place that outscoops me. Is that you Bernstein?

[Kurovski]

71. Shhhh...

goddammit, SHHHH!

[republicansarewhores]

56. This is how I'd like to see him weep...

RAW

[boobooday]

66. Imagine how he would blubber like a baby

If he ever had to actually stand up and face his crimes in a court of law.

Imagine the pathetic, lame attempts to deflect/diffuse blame.

I hope to God I live to see it.

[peekaloo]

68. Horseshit.

Fuck Woodward.

[bullwinkle428]

72. He's completely incapable of shedding tears with any sincerity -

one of the traits of a sociopath, in my opinion.