How Faux Noise Would Have Covered A Democratic Congresscritter

[KharmaTrain]

http://www.newshounds.us/2006/09/29/how_fox_would_have_reported_mark_foleys_resignation_if_he_were_a_democrat.php#more

THIS IS A FOX NEWS ALERT! Again, we have a FOX NEWS ALERT! We have just learned that Florida DEMOCRAT, Congressman Limp Wrist, has been forced to resign his House seat, effective immediately. Again, this is BREAKING NEWS, it just happened a little while ago and we're working on getting all the details for you as soon as possible but since it's BREAKING NEWS we have to go with what we know so far. What we know is that, again, BREAKING NEWS HERE, several days ago, as we've been telling you all along, it came to light that DEMOCRAT Wrist has been corresponding via email, in some very suggestive, sexual ways, with a teenage BOY page at the Capitol. Not knowing how to handle the situation, since, after all, Wrist is a POWERFUL, INFLUENTIAL and PROMINENT DEMOCRAT, a member of the House Ways and Means Committee and DEMOCRAT Chair of the Congressional Missing and Exploited Children's Caucus, the BOY wrote to another congressman, saying he was totally and completely "freaked out" and that what Wrist wrote made him downright "sick." Poor kid.

Our own Greta Van Sustren is on her way to the Capitol building right now and we hope to have a live feed from her in a few minutes. I'm also hearing in my ear that we are trying to get the BOY in for a live interview in the next few minutes -- again, we're working under BREAKING NEWS conditions here -- and we hope to have that LIVE INTERVIEW regarding this crisis for the House DEMOCRATS - for you in this hour. Stay with us. We'll get back to House DEMOCRAT leader Nancy Pelosi, we'll see what she knows about what appears to be developing into a sex scandal involving a House DEMOCRAT, later.

Meanwhile, we'll have lots more -- more live guests and more details as they come in -- we're going to stay with this story affecting House DEMOCRATS for as long as it takes -- more on this BREAKING NEWS after this. Stay with us. This has been a FOX NEWS ALERT. Back in a minute.

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[rhiannon55]

1. LOL! How true it is!

Faux Noise - All Bullshit Propaganda All the Time! :rofl:

[Sherman A1]

2. Faux News -

We shovel the manure - You Decide~~~~

[LostInAnomie]

3. You can't forget the helicopters they would have circling...

... the Democratic congressman's house 24 hours a day with "experts" speculating and extrapolating about what he is doing or thinking, or how this scandal is going to destroy the Democratic chances in the midterm.

[AlCzervik]

4. yup and don't forget about the hundreds of rw radio talk show hosts

they'd be all over this all the time, it would make the coverage of Gary Condit pale in comparison.

[KharmaTrain]

5. I'll Enjoy Hearing Them Appologize For This

Remember, these people ignore Rushbo's drug abuse and child sex trips to Haiti and Betamillion Bennet's gambling adiction and the dozens of right wing radio hosts who have been busted in similar sex stings.

Be assured the first meme is how this was set up by Democrats. Somehow Foley was trapped into this IM by some Democratic mole. The sad thing is, I'll bet I'm right.

Cheers...