O'Liely "Culture Warrior Test"...

[Bigmack]

I guess none of us is a "Warrior".

http://www.billoreilly.com/quiz?action=viewQuiz&quizID=134&destinationpage=/pg/jsp/community/cwtest.jsp

Incidentally... the full-page ad for that asshole's new book in the NYT caused me to ralph up a perfectly good breakfast.

[uppityperson]

1. oh good, I'm a secular progressive

[AlCzervik]

2. gee did O'Blowhole cover the Foley story last night?

He's all about "the kids" ya know, and the "the folks".

[LTR]

3. Lots of loaded questions there

He missed one, though. Apparently, anyone who's ever punked O'Liely in public gets on his shit list:

http://ltradio.blogspot.com/2006/09/b-for-bogus-vendetta-bill-oreilly.html

Otherwise, how do people like David Letterman, Jon Stewart or Jeremy Glick get on his shit list?

[Berry Cool]

4. But he's so afraid of Olbermann, his omission is downright glaring!

Olbermann is his Voldemort...he dares not even use his NAME!!

Now, come on, folks. Everyone knows that to be a Culture Warrior, you have to take up the Full Armor of O'Reilly, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day.

Stand therefore, having girded your waist with Truthiness, having put on the Breastplate of Self-Righteousness, and having shod your feet with the preparation of the Falafel of (Getting a) Piece; above all, taking the Shield of Lies with which you will be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked liberal one. And take the Helmet of Hardheaded Bloviation, and the Sword of the Loofah! Then, my son, you too will be an O'Reilly Culture Warrior!

[yurbud]

5. Not coincidentally, it's a yes/no test

Do you believe that the USA, in general, is harmful to the world?

I'm not a politician, but I would be tempted to say yes and no anyway because it's the truth.

Is there any issue these guys don't see in black and white?

Also, if he reworded his first question, "Should the rich pay only the same share of their income in taxes as the poor and middle class?" He might get a different answer.