Heard the one about the Liberal, the Conservative and the Republican?

[mhatrw]

A liberal, a conservative and a Republican were on on the Titanic when it crashed into an iceberg, sending all three tumbling across the deck.

The liberal cried, "We have to save the children."

"Fuck the children," replied the conservative.

"Do we have enough time?" asked the Republican.

[Philosoraptor]

1. good one

[Timbuk3]

2. K&R

Mostly because I just stole it and passed it on. ;->

[nradisic]

3. That is fucking hilarious!

I've got to remember it! Kick!

[SaveOurDemocracy]

4. heh

:wow: :spank:


:rofl: :toast:

[cspanlovr]

5. How about this one:

Tom Foley and Jack Abramoff are walking down the street, and down a dark alley they see a young boy. Foley Says to Jack, "Let's fuck him!", Jack says to Foley, "Out of what?"

[rosesaylavee]

17. Is it too late to

edit your post? The pedophile of the hour is Mark Foley from Florida. Tom Foley was DEM speaker of the House.

[cspanlovr]

19. I know, I had a brain freeze and got the name wrong. I don't exactly

know how to edit this. Can you let me know?

[rosesaylavee]

21. In the lower right hand corner you

can choose edit on your post - but only within a certain amount of time. Its ok. We all know who you mean.

[Hav]

6. .

Lol..that's bad ;).

[Mr_Spock]

7. lol

that's bad.

[intheflow]

8. Good one!

The conservative would be all for saving fetuses, so it's a good thing the Titanic didn't hit a pregnant teen. Of course, the Republican would have probably impregnated her...

[Pharaoh]

9. that's hysterical!!!

[LeftCoast]

10. LOL! That was great!

Did you come up with that?

:rofl:

[mhatrw]

11. Yes & no.

Old joke. New twist.

[Gman]

12. LOL!

K&R!

[mhatrw]

13. kick

[kelliebrat]

14. I just spit tea all over my puter desk

:wow: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ProgressiveEconomist]

15. Title of this thread would make a great T-shirt, 'gimme' hat, poster,,

or bumper sticker for campaign time. If you're trying to hand out leaflets, say, or register voters, curious people would approach YOU just to find out the punchline, and you'd put them in a good mood. As long as they weren't fundies!

[rosesaylavee]

16. Uh. Yeah.

Rub there noses in it.

[sweetheart]

18. K & R

:roflmao:

[BluePatriot]

20. Bwahahahaha K&R (nt)

[kentuck]

22. A dandy!

:) K&R!

[mhatrw]

23. Kick for the weekday only folks. n/t

[mhatrw]

24. last kick n/t