I have a hangnail! Damn you, Karl Rove, damn you!!

[JeffR]

Damn you, you omnipotent evil genius!

[tuvor]

1. My glasses broke last week and I need new ones.

Damn that Karl. Damn him to hell.

[LeftCoast]

2. My cell-phone broke and it's all Karl Rove's fault!

That bastard knew it'd take me all afternoon to get my provider to fix it! His power and cleverness know no boundaries!

:D

[madmusic]

3. Torture your finger. That will fix it. n/t

[filer]

4. I'm feeling tortured...

just thinking about Karl.

[Canuckistanian]

5. He gave me warts last June

And I'm still suspicious about that bout of diarrhea after Labor day.

[Phredicles]

6. Karl Rove made the Seahawks suck last Sunday.

As as for the refs in the Super Bowl... well, you know.

[Canuckistanian]

7. Say no more n/t

[Tom Joad]

11. It came at just the wrong time, didn't it. and you know there are

NO COINCIDENCES!

[hfojvt]

8. "Damn you, damn you, Dan McCone

with a soul of pig iron
and a heart of stone."


On a related note.

"Sally in the garden,
sifting cinders...

Waitaminute, isn't this the lounge?




This post is wholly owned by the Ramjac corporation :tinfoilhat:

[Schema Thing]

9. It's the TIMING of my back pain that tells me Rove is up to his old tricks

[NanceGreggs]

10. mY kyeBaoRD izN'T wuRKIng ...

... aNDD i JuSTTT KNNooww HHHHEEESSS bHeind iT!!!!!

[bonzotex]

12. The same day Fitz said he wouldn't indict Karl,....

...there was a mysterious leak in my car's Radiator. The mechanic said it was a "old hose" HA! How does that explain the two wrong number calls I received the SAME DAY!!!? ...or the elephant shaped stain on my driveway from the radiator fluid that I took pictures of but the photo lab said my "film was bad". Yeah right!!!, I suppose it was just coincidence the unhelpful drug store manager covering up for the destruction of my film was wearing a republican RED NECKTIE!

It's all so clear! Curses on you Karl, you think you are clever, but I'm on to you, just you wait and see!!!!