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Edited on Sat Oct-07-06 10:26 AM by 11 Bravo
Brit Hume - FoxNews: Mr. Clinton, aren't you ashamed that your powerful pecker of pandemonium led to the first attacks on the World Trade Center as well as on two of our African embassies?
William Jefferson Clinton: Actually, Brit, unlike Osama bin Laden, the perpetrators of the first WTC bombing and both embassy bombings were captured and brought to justice on my watch.
Hume: Well, yes, but doesn't it trouble you that your colossal cock of catastrophe caused the complete breakdown of our American moral fiber and led directly to the Congressional page scandal?
WJC: Well, Brit, I was engaged in consensual sex with a 22 year old adult woman; while a Republican member of Congress acted as a sexual predator while stalking a 15 year old boy.
Hume: Yeah, but aren't you mortified that your deadly dick of doom caused the 9/11 attacks?
WJC: Just to be clear, Brit, I authorized the only specifically targeted attempt on Osama bin Laden. I also left in place a comprehensive anti-terror plan for the incoming Bush administration. The President responded to my entreaties to take Al-Qaida seriously by ignoring each of my proposals and setting off on the longest series of vacations in the history of the executive branch.
Hume: Ah, fuck it, I give up.
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