OMG! Jeff Sessions is being played by Henry Gibson!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

They even sound alike!

[MuseRider]

1. OMG you are right!

I never could figure out who he reminded me of but this is it!

Thanks, it has been driving me crazy for a long time. :rofl:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. My nepew and I were discussing it theis past weekend...

His grandfather is a "good Ol boy" judge here in Alabama and a Yellow Dog Dem.

He blew off Judge Roy Moore this past Summer wby asking for his autograph...

On THE CONSTITUTION... Moore thought he was serious.

[MuseRider]

10. Judge Roy Moore.

Those 3 words never fail to give me a sick stomach and the shakes.

Funny story.

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. *lol*

[Mabus]

3. LOL

I might have to add you to my sig line, along with evlbstrd. I think I just wet my pants. My husband is still laughing.

[benddem]

4. or vice versa

come to think of it though Sessions is not on bit funny.

[Clark2008]

5. That's Jeff Sessions?

I thought it was Henry Gibson all along!

:rofl:

[Radio_Lady]

6. Good casting! Makes my day! :)

[Cell Whitman]

8. I always thought Sessions has that Yoda thing working for him.

Not in the brain sense in the 'ears' sense...

[htuttle]

9. Hey, Henry Gibson wrote far, far better poetry!

Animal Trio
The bullfrog is my pal true blue.
He don't smoke or drink or chew.
His only hang-up is he sniffs glue.
If I was a bullfrog I would too.

I just found out what the aardvark does
When he's feeling kinda blue and wants to get a little buzz.
He sneaks off down to the edge of the beach
And turns himself on by sniffin' bleach.

The hedgehog is a groovy friend.
When he dresses like a hippy he's the livin' end.
He's only got one hang-up when he's at the logs.
He turns himself on smokin' dental floss.


Flowers
(Flowers have always been the motivating force of my life)

They are not all flower children,
All those that use the name.
A lot are just imposters,
Playin' at the game.

Beware (beware),
Beware (beware)
Of artificial flowers,
They may be nice to look at,
But they're dead and can not grow.
Beware (beware),
Beware (beware)
Of artificial flowers.
They're plastic up on top,
And they're wire down below.

The real flower children
Are filled with love.
Phonies, they just scoff at love -
Their hearts are made of wood.

Beware (beware),
Beware (beware)
Of artificial flowers,
They may be nice to look at,
But they're dead and can not grow.
Beware (beware),
Beware (beware)
Of artificial flowers.
They're plastic up on top,
And they're wire down below.

True blue flower children
Do not act strange or queer.
They know the world has got to change,
And it must start right here.

Beware (beware),
Beware (beware)
Of artificial flowers,
They may be nice to look at,
But they're dead and can not grow.
Beware (beware),
Beware (beware)
Of artificial flowers.
They're plastic up on top,
And they're wire down below.


The Thumbnail
Did you ever stop to figure
Why the thumbnail is so hard?
Well it hasn't any choice
With all that skin to guard.
It may look fat and pudgy
But it's heart is good and true.
It's prettier than a toenail
And easier to chew.

How I Saved A Baby Rhino from Slippin' In The Quicksand,
Whilst In Search Of My Fountain Pen,
Last Summer Along The Amazon River
With great difficulty.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. When Henry played a Nazi in the Blues Brothers...

He was only acting. I can't sat the same for Jeffy. :grr: