Can't wait to see Pelosi in the Speaker's chair for the SOTU address

[charlyvi]

instead of that fat bastard Hastert. I wonder if she could conk shrub's head a few times with the Speaker's gavel. Just to keep him honest.

[bigwillq]

1. Madame Speaker......

:bounce:

[charlyvi]

2. Has a beautiful ring to it! n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. She needs a variety of signs to hold up for each statement shithead makes

"Blatant Lie"
"Knowing Half-truth"
"Intentionally Obfuscating Statement"
"Utterly False"
"Not Even Good Enough To Be A Lie: He Just Totally Made That Shit Up"
"Only true in Riverworld or MiddleEarth or other fictional place"
"Sweet Jesus, that wasn't even a sentence!"
"I'd like to buy a verb for that nonsensical sentence, please"
"Made Up Word"
"Can he footnote that? No, of course he can't."
"Referenced a book his speech writers told him about, but he clearly has never read"
"More juvenile posturing - I'm sorry, is this Congress, or a high school class president debate?"

And so on.

[charlyvi]

4. You forgot one......

Sweet Jesus, I can't wait for '08!

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. I'm sure we can think of many more!

[loyalsister]

5. It's not a glass ceiling...

As she said it's a Marble ceiling!!!

[charlyvi]

7. Vive la Pelosi!