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last1standing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 02:36 AM Original message |
How can the Onion compete with this? |
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MadAsHellNewYorker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 02:40 AM Response to Original message |
1. I dunno if I want this Jesus teaching my kids sports |
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NJCher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 03:47 AM Response to Reply #1 |
11. uh, hey, Jesus |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 02:40 AM Response to Original message |
2. WPWJC? |
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kitkat65 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 09:34 PM Response to Reply #2 |
74. Funny - I was thinking Who Would Jesus Tackle. n/t |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 02:41 AM Response to Original message |
3. Words fail me |
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bananas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 02:50 AM Response to Original message |
4. Football is important, man. |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 03:11 AM Response to Reply #4 |
8. i wrote asking you to please be decent about your scan photo. |
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FlaGranny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 09:58 AM Response to Reply #8 |
21. What are you talking about? |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 07:59 PM Response to Reply #21 |
53. i have pmed and alerted, so am taking it directly to poster. if |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:26 PM Response to Reply #53 |
57. people without the ability to interpret irony participate in DU all the time. |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:43 PM Response to Reply #57 |
62. those particular lesions almost always exist because |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:51 PM Response to Reply #62 |
66. You know little about me, so saying you know far more than I do is also flawed logic. |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 09:32 PM Response to Reply #66 |
73. first, another ambiguity on my part, sorry: i do not argue that i |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 10:19 PM Response to Reply #73 |
75. I am curious about you. PM would be ok |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-27-06 12:25 AM Response to Reply #75 |
84. thank you. |
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FlaGranny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 11:13 PM Response to Reply #53 |
76. I'm afraid many, many posts on this forum will be |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-27-06 12:55 AM Response to Reply #76 |
87. to fight for what's right, kind is "too delicate"? i see that belief-set |
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kestrel91316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 09:25 PM Response to Reply #8 |
71. Use your ignore button if you don't like something somebody says. |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 03:23 AM Response to Reply #4 |
9. do you not care that the brainscan pic and caption are cruel? eom |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 03:39 AM Response to Reply #4 |
10. i ask you please, be decent. please. this is cruel. eom |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:34 AM Response to Reply #10 |
16. What are you talking about? |
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independentpiney (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 09:50 AM Response to Reply #10 |
19. As someone with lesions on my brain (MS) |
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FlaGranny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 10:00 AM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Hey, a fellow Piney? |
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independentpiney (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 10:20 AM Response to Reply #22 |
29. I'm in Ocean |
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FlaGranny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 03:11 PM Response to Reply #29 |
40. Everything has been changing. |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 07:43 PM Response to Reply #19 |
52. well that is good. i'm glad you're not the brunt. and it's good you |
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independentpiney (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:49 PM Response to Reply #52 |
65. You first presumed to speak for everyone with brain lesions |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 09:16 PM Response to Reply #65 |
70. i spoke for those who have those lesions *from* mutilation. this |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 11:55 PM Response to Reply #70 |
79. Are you talking about people who have had lobotomies? |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-27-06 12:13 AM Response to Reply #79 |
82. yes. it does not say it is about lobotomy, and other parts are |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-27-06 12:23 AM Response to Reply #82 |
83. OK, I have been around lobotomized people, not for a while but ways back. |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-27-06 12:38 AM Response to Reply #83 |
86. thank you for your sensitive reply. thing is, this was in the context |
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bananas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-28-06 12:05 AM Response to Reply #86 |
89. It wasn't a cruel joke about lobotomies or anything else |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-28-06 12:58 AM Response to Reply #89 |
91. thank you very much for removing it. that was kind. peace. eom |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:52 PM Response to Reply #52 |
67. clearing an ambiguity in my/this previous post: |
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kestrel91316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 09:28 PM Response to Reply #52 |
72. Don't be a jerk. If you disagree with the poster's humor ,"CLICK IGNORE". |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-27-06 12:10 AM Response to Reply #72 |
81. jerk would be your writing that to me, versus clicking ignore. eom |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 05:48 PM Response to Reply #10 |
48. wtf are you talking about? |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:06 PM Response to Reply #48 |
54. so what do you think it is there to say? it's not about an agency or |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:13 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. perhaps one does not interpret sarcasm because one has a lesion on brain. |
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nofurylike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:37 PM Response to Reply #56 |
60. ty. something like that, i presume. is that okay, do you think? |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:47 PM Response to Reply #60 |
64. someone once said to my parent (with MS) "What's the matter, are you |
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raysr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 02:50 AM Response to Original message |
5. Check this out |
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Maat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 02:53 AM Response to Original message |
6. Well, I, for one, believe that football is a holy thing ... |
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Syrinx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 03:08 AM Response to Original message |
7. KNOCK HIS ASS INTO THE DIRT!!! |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 03:54 AM Response to Original message |
12. Jesus sucks |
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last1standing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 01:28 PM Response to Reply #12 |
36. But Satan swallows. |
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Hekate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 05:29 AM Response to Original message |
13. I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus... |
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Sydnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 09:55 AM Response to Reply #13 |
20. LOL |
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Mountainman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 10:07 AM Response to Reply #13 |
26. You can hit me with a stick or a board as long as I have my plastic Lord sitting on the dash board |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 10:20 AM Response to Reply #13 |
28. I prefer the version sung by the choir of the Right Rev. Dr. Billy Sol Hargis |
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izzie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:07 AM Response to Original message |
14. Onion is funny and that is sad |
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Island Blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:19 AM Response to Original message |
15. Next stop ... Dancing with the Stars |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 10:02 AM Response to Reply #15 |
25. It is me or is Jesus looking down the shirt of the girl in the pink? |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 01:37 PM Response to Reply #25 |
37. Well I don't think either of you should be looking down her shirt, PC. |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 09:34 AM Response to Original message |
17. Gotta love the hockey one |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
18. What in the hell are these people thinking? |
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FlaGranny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 11:27 PM Response to Reply #18 |
77. I saw Jesus today |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 10:01 AM Response to Original message |
23. We should take up a collection so Jesus can get a uniform |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
24. Is there one of Jesus protecting Mimes from public drubbing? |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 10:09 AM Response to Original message |
27. It looks like Jesus is checking this girl's ass out: |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 10:28 AM Response to Reply #27 |
31. why are they standing on pita bread? |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 05:08 PM Response to Reply #31 |
45. ... |
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Greyhound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 10:26 AM Response to Original message |
30. Apparently Jesus doesn't like to play with kids that aren't white either... |
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last1standing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 01:27 PM Response to Reply #30 |
35. I noticed that, too. |
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HeeBGBz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
32. Sweet Jesus on a baseball diamond |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
33. Jesus Christ All-American! Win one for the Messiah! Last supper after game! |
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Greybnk48 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
34. Isn't touching pigskin punishable by death?? n/t |
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Minnesota_Lib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 01:46 PM Response to Original message |
38. If his team loses, do the opposing players get to thank Jesus for the win? |
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last1standing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 04:52 PM Response to Reply #38 |
41. Do you think Jesus' dad would scream at the ref? |
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Minnesota_Lib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 05:58 PM Response to Reply #41 |
49. "Hey, who turned the umpire into a pillar of salt?" |
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dorkulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 03:10 PM Response to Original message |
39. LOFL! I want one! (nt) |
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AnnieBW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
42. Touchdown Jesus! |
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Kelly Rupert (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 05:01 PM Response to Original message |
43. And Jesus said to them, if anyone strikes you on your right cheek, |
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last1standing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 05:40 PM Response to Reply #43 |
46. Ah yes! Sensei Jesus. |
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Kelly Rupert (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
44. It was a little-known historical fact that |
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LeftCoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
47. And, like little #21 isn't going to burn in hell for trying to tackle Jesus? |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
50. I like the golf one |
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last1standing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 06:58 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. An adult wraps his arms around a little boy and grabs his hard stick.... |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
55. To each his/her own. I'm an atheist from head to toe and |
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last1standing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:35 PM Response to Reply #55 |
59. You're right, of course. |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
58. Didn't Conan O'Brien have these on his show a few years back? |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 11:28 PM Response to Reply #58 |
78. Yes. n/t |
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hsher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
61. My reaction - this monkey's face says it all |
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demgurl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
63. My nephew takes Tae Kwon Do... |
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hsher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:54 PM Response to Reply #63 |
68. That's exploding in popularity here in New Mexico |
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last1standing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 08:55 PM Response to Reply #63 |
69. Jesus loves violence. |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-26-06 11:57 PM Response to Original message |
80. "It's First and Goal, Jesus lines up in the I formation...OOO he's sacked, someone's going to hell." |
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cascadiance (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-27-06 12:32 AM Response to Original message |
85. Here's a few more scarey sites... |
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walldude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-28-06 12:12 AM Response to Reply #85 |
90. They actually have an association |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-27-06 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
88. I like Christ's confidence. Not even wearing a helmet. n/t |
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