mark foley. The man who vanished.

[Philosoraptor]

Whatever happened to the guy, is he on the lamb with Osama? Did he hook up with Amelia Earhart? Did they hang his ass too, like Saddam?

I can't find any recent news about the man, did he pull off the ultimate escape? Is he in Paraguay? Three months ago he was on everyone's lips, (figuratively) now it's like he never existed.

Oh where oh where has my little mark gone? Oh where oh where can he be?
With his term cut short and his pages gone, oh where oh where can he be?


Have you seen this man? Please check the back of your milk cartons.

[DemBones DemBones]

1. He's just another citizen today. No reason for him to

be in the news unless someone takes him to court.

[TechBear_Seattle]

12. He is a disgraced Republican Congressman and accused sexual predator

Sadly, such people are too common to be newsworty in and of themselves. :cry:

[izzie]

2. I think he has passed through an air port in Poland on a sm. plane

--

[B Calm]

3. Is this more evidence that the liberal press allows RIGHT WING child

molesters to escape onslaught?

[Jacobin]

4. If he were a democrat

Oh my. Media would be following his every move, describing what he had for breakfast each day, interviewing anyone who ever knew him, etc.

[DoYouEverWonder]

6. Nancy Grace's eyeballs

would be all the way out of their sockets by now.

[tanyev]

5. He is a missing person who nobody misses at all.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. I think he's in Rapture/Rehab with Teddy Haggard!

Viagra and Meth + A Few Gawdly GOPers, is the Devil's Workshop

[SpiralHawk]

8. Could he be hiding out with Jeff Gannon?

Remember Gannon, the male prostitute who visited George AWOL Bush's White House over 100 times -- including overnights -- according to the official Secret Service records?

He dropped off the radar amazingly fast, too...

Maybe Foley and Gannon are holed up together in Bush's White House closet?

[spanone]

9. He's being held accountable by his peers.

:sarcasm:

[WinkyDink]

10. The Dominican Republic? Thailland? Brazil?

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Crawford?

Visiting the Pope?